Joshua Porter

College English Instructor, Philanthropist, Adventurer, Writer, Musician, Rock Climber, Photographer, Linguist, Poet, Amateur Astronomer, Amateur Chef, Pacifist

[Joshua Porter @StJoshuaPorter]

@MrKdub sandbags as he boasts the noun: vernacular. Threeche´my friend, threeche´. #bigdiction

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@MrKdub, you say that until you're given a crazy assingment as an accoutrement to my languid lectures.

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#Sochi Paraphrase: Sports are a human right. Everyone deserves the Olympic spirit: mutual understanding, and the spirit of fair play.

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Pass it to me. :) #EsuranceSave30

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@ImagineDragons 2 objects are [yellow VW/TP red curtains/hexagon glasses/hatchet indicative of Kubrick] http://t.co/nt6cKNhqWn #SNOGARD17

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For me, elipses often provoke a sense of...

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All animals love their ears scratched— save snakes; though, they always seem a little pisssssssed off.

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Via @nprnews: The 'Standing Man' Of Turkey: Act Of Quiet Protest Goes Viral http://t.co/yEM8tqylIZ

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Poetry is hard. To be imaginative with similes can be like trying to play leapfrog with a grazing yet abruptly curious unicorn.

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The song "Hey Ya" turns ten this year. So that's what a decade of adult life feels like.

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No great American novel has ever been written in then lobby of a Starbucks.

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NYU Stern Professor's Advice To Student: Get Your S--- Together http://t.co/FT0ocneFuN via @BI_Careers

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Before You Go YouTube.mov: http://t.co/f5APgiUezG via @youtube
#thismusicrocks #erictollefson #chilllistening

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I just voted for Concern Worldwide U.S. on Dollar Per Month @dollarpermonth #joindpm https://t.co/85QOa0AAno

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Home | Smrt English http://t.co/v83K7R3394 via @your_screen_name

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I just voted for International Crisis Aid on Dollar Per Month @dollarpermonth #joindpm https://t.co/85QOa0AAno

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Why must people share food and drink photos online? They are not oil paintings of bowls of fruit. I know what Chili's dishes look like.

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Home | Smrt English http://t.co/0ze2UQ1Rer via @your_screen_name

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NASA - Kennedy Engineers Designing Plant Habitat For Space Station http://t.co/xxdDyeJoPu via @NASA

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Banff National Park, Canada http://t.co/PyelREpj