Kasia Strehle

#TalkNerdyToMe

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

@sbellerina Make you're resume public on indeed. That's how I found my current job

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

@TheMrRosco I mean I wake up every day at 4am but I would stay up real late to watch AHS 😬🤷🏼‍♀️

[Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS🧫🦠 @richdavisphd]

As a microbiologist, can confirm: this is 1,000% exactly how hand sanitize works.

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

I have school and condo/adult things at the same time and I hate everything

[Sierra @Sierraegonemo]

not doing shit feeIing
because anxious
i feeI because I'm
anxious not doing shit

🤝
me

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE?

WCW = wine cellar wednesday
ILU = I love unnamed (narrators)
TFW = the floorboards? well
IANAL = I am not annabel lee
LOL = lover of lenore
STFU = sadly, the fall (of) usher
OMW = (an) orangutan murdered (the) women
NVM = nevermore

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

i am SO SICK of summer i want FALL i want to wear PANTS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and i’m wearing a SWEATER

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

women are heartily tired of generic compliments. tell your girl "you'll make a fine crime-solving old lady" and "how many princes have you slain, Baba Yaga" and "time will make corpses of us all and I think that's hot."

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

My dedication is to serve the 7 billion human beings on this planet and the other creatures with whom we share it. If you can, help and serve others, but if you can’t at least don’t harm them; then in the end you will feel no regret.

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

@TheMrRosco Where are you going?

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

@TheMrRosco Your leaving Glasgow?

[Jap of all trades @symmetricole]

San Jose minimum wage: $15

$31,200 per year based on a 40hr week

$2,600 a month

Average one bedroom apartment: $2,000

Qualifications: Must earn 3x monthly rent amount ($6,000)

You’d have to make $34/hr to meet the minimum qualifications

That’s it. That’s the whole tweet.

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

Waking up from surgery last month I told the nurse her name wasnt Jen because she wasnt @Nurse__Jen after I swung at her 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were called crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

Eeyore let me tuck him order the blankets last night to snuggle and we dont deserve dogs

[Kasia Strehle @StKats101]

6am start: no traffic + simmering rage for breakfast

[Liam T. Marmo @LTMarmo]

The romaine empire has fallen.

Caesar is dead.

Lettuce pray.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

one of my biggest goals. is to eat a leaf. during the nighttime. this is known as a dark crunch. and it’s very advanced

[kait @___hunnibee]

*Wears a dress with pockets*

My Brain:
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Me to everyone: “Look it has pockets”