Anthony Grimes

I'm this dude who writes code in everything and uses 4 text editors on a daily basis has an expensive taste in sunglasses and likes to sing/rap sometimes.

[Justin Balthrop @ninjudd]

Why don't we test for ability to read and understand pieces of code when interviewing programmers?

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Damn it, I didn't know about util.inspect. You outnoded me. I'm coming you kid.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Damn, that's using yer thinkin' box right there. Interesting twist.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

.@priortd @haskellbook @bitemyapp My favorite thing is when folks use monads and don't actually know there's a name for it.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Don't say that, you'll jinx my first drive in. I like my car without having a bus stuck to the side. :P

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Psh, I'll be lucky if I actually see ya bunny hop past me. 0 for 2 so far. :P

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Maybe I can give you a ride this Wednesday ;)

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez This one doesn't have paddles actually, you put the stick in drive and push it to the left then forward/back to shift.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Maybe if I buy the car off the lease they'll turn that off and let me break my own damn transmission.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez I was incredibly disappointed to find that it really would shift if I forgot. I get the point, but let me have some fun

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez Now I put my Mazda 3 in manual mode and pretend it isn't gonna shift for me anyways and tap my left foot so it feels useful.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@brianmgonzalez After the Cavalier died and I leased I wanted a stick but people were like NOPE NOT IN LA YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF.

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@ninjudd Lance had me write a loop then turn it into a reduce once. Clever girl.

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Samsung: I'm so nervous about tonight
iPhone: 😬
Samsung: wtf

[PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO]

OUR NEW SECURITY ANALYST HAS DISCOVERED A VULNERABILITY

OUR DEVELOPERS APPEAR TO HAVE ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CODE

HENCEFORTH THIS WILL STOP

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@BrandonBloom What, you don't like holding down Fn and right clicking icons and shit? /cc @googlechrome

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@arrdem You can pick my cherry any day handsome

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@arrdem What the hell are you talking about?

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

@ninjudd Next time you interview someone, do it. You'd find me the most unconventional interviewer ever. :P

[Anthony Grimes @StRaynes]

"Whatever you're meant to do, do it now. The conditions are always impossible." —Doris Lessing via @momentumdash