St. Gil

[Abbey Afolabi @mighty_abbey]

When a 29yr old gets impregnated by a 17yr old

[Fact @Fact]

The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.

[Stephen M. D. Kafeero @sdkafeero]

The design of the Chief Justice's gown and headwear is an embarrassment to Uganda. It gives clown vibes.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Now that you’re all looking at my timeline for updates, let me use this chance to ask you kindly to retweet this shoe until it reaches the person in whose foot it fits!

FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!

[Daudi Kabanda @DaudiKabanda]

JUST IN….Hon. Jacob Oboth-Oboth is the Next Speaker.

[Daudi Kabanda @DaudiKabanda]

As you also prepare your declaration forms from all the polling stations of Masaka City. Justice Teko has already been guided on how to deal with that case.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

All 'stock mpya' will be impounded by URA!

[ciepinx @cutiexpied]

I didn’t expect it to peel off like this…

[Mr. Mayor𓃵™ @isaacmukiibiSnr]

Nkeletanyi yabuziza Ssempijja kyeyelabira mu parliament akimuletere 😂

[The New Vision @newvisionwire]

KAMULI - First Deputy Prime Minister and Minister for East African Community Affairs, Rebecca Alitwala Kadaga, has launched an intensified door-to-door mobilisation drive in the Busoga sub-region to rally support for President Yoweri Museveni's re-election in the upcoming January 15, 2026, general elections.

DETAILS👉 https://t.co/6qUhGWOda0

#VisionUpdates

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

A Uganda prison officer - Lawrence Ampe - has been sacked for criticising the government on TikTok, accusing senior government officials of corruption, human rights abuses and mistreatment of lower-ranking prison officers.
https://t.co/uHIXsSUCtc

[Ogon @chrisatuk]

BULLSHIT!

[91.2 Crooze FM @912CroozeFM]

UPDATE: Police in Rukiga District have identified the victims who died in a fatal road accident involving a Trinity Bus, registration number RAT 597K, along the Mbarara–Kabale highway last night.

According to police, the deceased include Lubwama John Herbert (26), a resident of Kanyanya Village, Kawempe Division in Wakiso District, Habineza Alfred (30), a bus conductor and Rwandan national and Gadaffi, also a bus conductor and Rwandan national.
#CroozeFMNews

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

Fisheries Protection Unit (FPU) commandant, Lt Col Mercy Tukahirwa, has denied campaigning for President @KagutaMuseveni, even after she was filmed threatening fishermen that they would continue being harassed if they dared to vote for change come the 2026 General Election, in which Mr Museveni plans to extend his rule to 45 years.

https://t.co/wnySxDQjy0
#MonitorUpdates

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

They won't build no schools or hospitals. They won't buy no ambulances or firetrucks, but they will stock up tools of repression😡
#FreeUgandaNow

[MICLOTH @micloth01]

In 2099 after archaeologists discover the remains of Kasuku…😂

[National Unity Platform @NUP_Ug]

Introducing, the NUP podcast;

On the debutant episode of the @NupPodcast , we host our president, H.E Robert Kyagulanyi, as we take stock of the Presidential campaign so far. Follow the subsequent podcast episodes via this YouTube channel.

https://t.co/KhES8SqAa8…

#ANewUgandaNow

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

“Comrades!” cried Squealer. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers.
The whole management and organisation of the farm depend on us… It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Do you know what would happen if we failed in our duty? Jones would come back! Surely, comrades, surely there is no one among you who wants to see Jones come back?”
This is the manipulative (gaslighting) moment when “fear of Jones” is weaponised to justify new privilege.
•And the final scene, when the animals look through the farmhouse window:
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” (This is the provebial moment when the revolution finally eats its children).

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Three goals and three points move Chelsea up to second! 🔵

[THE CHELSEA FORUM @TheChelseaForum]

Never stop reposting🫵😁💙