Thando

Intelligent and Voluptuous

[Ximena @FelistusBonare1]

Just learnt that In Luo,

Nya is for women (Nyagem, Nyasiaya, Nyawahito)

Ja is for men (Jakindu, Jaloka, Jabondo)

God is Nyasaye 🤔🤔
Devil is Jachien! 😂😂😂😆

[Omwoyo @omwoyos42]

Mamae hapa naye Eng Sudi alitulima 5 Nil

Hata nimejam 😂

[Chaté 🧊🦉 @Chatnovski]

There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭

[Basara Toujou @shizzyslimetime]

I want boring rich.

-Bills paid.
-Time with my family.
-No financial panic.

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

when your heart is pure, you run into the most disgusting type of humans

[biggFred 🗣 @Rozzinho_732]

you know what's fucked up? spending your whole childhood watching your parents struggle, promising yourself you'll change their lives, then growing up and realizing how hard it actually is to make money

[Loki😌 @LokiEddy]

Lakini hana pombe

[el-:) @mwiwaaa]

Hizo turtles za Zanzibar zisikufe kabla nifike pls

[$licky Wayz @AndersonofLagos]

@Emarged Nicely said

And the more annoying thing, people see poverty as a personal failure not society failure.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.

[moa⚕️ @morgan879475]

Tukuinvolve aje na unawatch fisi zikiongea titok

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

So only Kenya has Ebola in the whole world in 2026.

[EDIRI @EdiriQX]

Breaking News:

A sitting president of an African country just passed away in a hospital abroad but it’s being kept as a secret.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

You can't be a sitting president seeking a second term and your campaign is all about “I WILL...” instead of “I HAVE...” and calling people all sorts of names and abuses.

Failure!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

Btw, two police officers raped a three year old girl in Githongo, Meru county. I hope they get what they deserve!

[KENYANᵀᴹ🇰🇪🥶 @James_3560]

Hiyo vita ya Kenya na USA kama huna a degree in linguistics usiingie aki hatutaki aibu from within.

[WAᴍᴜʏᴜ😍 @Sesyline_KE]

The Apology should be ad loud as the disrespect was.

Get your face on a screen now and apologise.

[Nyabasa Danvas @NyabasaDanvas]

@RobFinnertyUSA Go back to the studio and apologize from there. Send an open letter to President Edwin Sifuna.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Why was Ruto very angry today? He was almost screaming insulting Uhuru Kenyatta... 😆😆😆. Huyu jamaa angekuwa anakunywa pombe si angekuwa anapiga nduru? 😆. I love Uhuru's silence, he is not giving them any "right of reply"...