God of Mischief

🐍⚔️YOUR SAVIOUR IS HERE!!⚔️🐍

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

Ever thought about letting the world burn just so you can toast some marshmallows?? 🤔🤔

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

How many times am I going to be imprisoned? First Thanos, then Asgard, then those measly “Avengers”, then the TVA, and now this Midgardian Virus? I miss Sakaar.

[ʟɪᴀᴍ ғʀᴀsᴇʀ @OfMixology]

I'm proud of Johnny Depp for being able to stand up and tell the truth and admit what happened to him with his ex-wife. That takes guts. Trust me, I know. Good on him, man.

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

RUMOR: @MarvelStudios is reportedly already planning a second season for the #Loki series on @disneyplus! https://t.co/l1hFvfc88e

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

‘Blackmail’ is such an ugly word. I prefer ‘extortion’. 🗡

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

Would I rather be feared or loved?? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

@OdinsonThunders , Sarcasm simply falls out of my mouth, just like stupidity falls out of yours.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

@bcxofmoonlight Shush. Don’t give the game away.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

Life is like a box of chocolates... some people are deathly allergic.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

@Mutant_QS I see, similar to Asgard then. Thank you, Mortal. You have been quite informative.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

Are assassinations illegal on Midgard?? Asking for a friend.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

You can’t spell Mischief without Me... so I’ll need to see your permission slips before you go pranking people.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

@ThatThunderDude //Please do!!

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

If I was in a room with Thor, Odin and Laufey; and only two ‘One-Time-Use’ Daggers, I would stab Thor... Twice.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

Where’s my Thursday knife??Thor brought me my Tuesday knife but unlike you uncouth mortals, I have a set schedule, I do not just stab with any old knife!!

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

@DaughterofWar09 Thank you for your effort, but I’m afraid this endeavour is futile.

[God of Mischief @StabbyGod]

Everything is ruined. There’s no point to life anymore. No meaning to existence. Everything is helfire and everything is burning. My life is ruined, there is no use to anything anymore.