leighton 🦝

it really be like that sometimes

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

🍗

[Jojie :) @jxjie_]

absolutely no competition

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

short people are just vibing.

[van helsing off a perc @damnit_d4ve]

i need to smoke a blunt with this bitch

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

do you mind if i come over and act like this

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

Can I get a hell yeah brother

[nour 🇪🇬🇪🇸 @deertodear]

i bring a “why don’t we just print more money” sort of vibe to a room full of men that they don’t really like

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Hozier @Hozier]

I cant believe the false stories surrounding this so I’m going to clarify here.
YES, my baby teeth were found in a number of units from the last album pre sales.
NO, we don’t know how that happened.
YES. It will be available again this time due to popular demand.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

do you ever just freak the fuck out

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[Charlie (Let's Keep It Respectful On Here!) @CharlieSosnick]

The mental health benefits of a weekly Bourdain day (walking around, trying a new restaurant, chatting, drinking by 2) can not be overstated

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

wouldn’t necessarily recommend getting in touch with yourself emotionally

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

If only there had been anything about Rick & Morty as a show to warn us the creators might not have very positive attitudes towards women