Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this
I cant believe the false stories surrounding this so I’m going to clarify here.
YES, my baby teeth were found in a number of units from the last album pre sales.
NO, we don’t know how that happened.
YES. It will be available again this time due to popular demand.