sleepy stacey

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

At least maintenance came today and unclogged the drain so when I cry in the shower later it doesn’t flood my house.

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@BrittanyKolek I’m ashamed. Can you just read the books already? 😂

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

BREAKING: @JoeBiden has won Michigan, a critical battleground victory over @realDonaldTrump, who won the state in 2016.

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@_mmb2019 Associated Press is the only place counting AZ already :(((

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Obama: "I get that this president wants full credit for the economy he inherited and zero blame for the pandemic he ignored. But you know what? The job doesn't work that way. Tweeting at the television doesn't fix things. Making stuff up doesn't make people's lives better."

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

Andrews take on potty training Our puppy: if I pee outside, he will understand that he needs to pee outside too

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@BrittanyKolek OOoOo now you decide to listen to me!!! 😂

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

Andrew just asked me if my mic was muted on my zoom call. When I said yes, he let out the loudest, nastiest fart I’ve ever heard.

[elizabeth 🦌🌲 @prvserpine]

The sexual tension between you & the person looking at the same painting as you in the art museum

[Mike L. Goodman @TheM_L_G]

The state of USPS discourse.

Democrats: We think Trump is destroying the post office to win the election.

Trump: I’m destroying the post office to win the election.

Conservatives: The libs have gone crazy and believe that Trump is destroying the post office to win the election

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

Reported coronavirus deaths yesterday:
• France: 0
• United Kingdom: 0
• Canada: 4
• Germany: 6
• Italy: 6
• United States: 1,450

https://t.co/ZqucXYl6sT

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@BrittanyKolek @rebecca_dorazio WERE GONNA FIGHT. #teamedward

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@rebecca_dorazio Come visit me and we can get drunk and watch all the movies together.

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@BrittanyKolek @rebecca_dorazio Have you not seen them either??

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@rebecca_dorazio Oh Rebecca. You have so much to learn.

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@rebecca_dorazio Oh my god.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

FACTS about voting:

1. Trump can't ban mail voting through executive order. States run elections

2. "Absentee" & "mail-in" voting are same thing

3. Only 143 criminal convictions for mail ballot fraud over 20 years (.00006% total votes)

4. 16 top Trump officials voted by mail

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@rebecca_dorazio Y’all best be ready for a full rundown tomorrow

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Cool country we’ve got here

[sleepy stacey @Stacey_Costanzo]

@Mackenna_GG I love it but haven’t started season 2 yet!!