We’d like to offer this public service announcement to save trolls some of their precious time and energy that they COULD be spending on things like touching grass or developing off-line normal human relationships.
Yes, we’re old! We’re past menopause. Telling us we’re menopausal isn’t an insult. It’s a statement of fact. It’s this rite of passage that every single woman on earth goes through (real women, that is - not dudes who just think they’re women). Telling us we’re old isn’t an insult. It’s a reminder that we’re infinitely wiser than you are, and you’re still just dumb enough to think you won’t GET old. (You should pray that you will, because the alternative sucks.)
Yes, we’re Zionists! Proudly so. Zionism to us simply means that we believe that Israel has a right to exist as a country without being attacked every 45 seconds. Others may believe in biblical prophecies - we just happen to think it’s ok for Israel to be a country and for Jews to safely live there. And we acknowledge that Israel is the most democratic, freedom loving, accepting nation in the Middle East, making them a natural US ally. Calling us Jewish isn’t an insult. Calling us Zionists isn’t an insult. It’s just a reminder that you’re a bigoted piece of shit who thinks that “Queers for Palestine” actually makes any kind of sense. (PS. There is no genocide in Gaza, no matter how much you want to pretend there is.)
Yes, we’re defenders of Erika Kirk! Candace Owens is a demonic cult leader, her followers are retarded sheep, and we will happily cull our mentions of those sheep whenever we see them. Brainlessly posting at us that, “CANDACE IS GOING MAX” or “Long live Erika Frantzve” or whatever other slogan your cult leader has groomed you into parroting this week doesn’t insult us. It’s just a reminder that you’re a brainwashed idiot. (PS. Erika’s last name is Kirk, no matter how much you seethe over it.)
No, we aren’t paid by any foreign government or entity. Accusing us of being paid “$7000” or being bots isn’t an insult, it’s just a lie. No, we aren’t part of an organized op, nor do we follow any script. We actually just have our own opinions, which we hold deeply and then share with our audience. Calling us paid operatives isn’t an insult - it’s just a lame, meaningless falsehood with no bite.
If you find yourself ready to comment a suggested name change at us, please know that we’ve been doing this for a long time, and we’ve already heard ALL of the suggestions you’ve convinced yourself are clever and original. “Chicks with Dicks” is so tired at this point, y’all. I mean, COME ON. 🙄 Be less cringe.
No, we’re not racist or homophobic or transphobic or white supremacists or any of the other -ists and -obes you wanna try to throw at us. Calling us those things doesn’t insult us in the slightest, because we know who we are and we know we aren’t those things. We ARE Islamophobes though, and have no issue at all admitting it. Any rational-thinking westerner should be, since that political ideology threatens everything that makes our country and western civilization great. Suicidal empathy will be the west’s downfall, and the more you ignore that or worse, engage in it, the more retarded you are, and the less your opinion of us matters.
Yes, we’re happily married to great guys, and have great kids with whom we enjoy great relationships. Telling us we’ll never have men that love us or that our kids probably hate us isn’t insulting, because it’s just comically untrue. And coming from women, it’s most often projection. Coming from men, it’s most often because they’re incels. Telling us we're ugly is meaningless, because we're already loved by the people we want to attract, and it's almost a certainty that you're not one of them.
Hope this helps save you some time. If you're still compelled to try and hurl some lame insult at us because it didn't quite fit the aforementioned insults outlined above and you just can't help yourself, just know how much you're pitied. 😀
Did you catch this moment at the World Cup last night?
As President Trump was awarding Spain their trophy, players started hitting the ‘Trump dance’ and invited him to celebrate with them.
The team wanted him to be part of their victory picture while the FIFA president tried to drag him away.
Despite Trump’s differences with Spain’s leaders, the players loved him.
This has been the theme of the entire World Cup: Europeans came here expecting to hate America but now they love it so much they don’t want to leave 🇺🇸
The trend on social media where a wife says that all her husband does is “go to work” and then proceeds to list out every task associated with her job at home as if each individual task is a separate “job” has got to be one of the most disingenuous and ridiculous ways to argue a point.
If you’re going to break your job down by all the individual tasks, then do the same for him.
“He doesn’t help with the laundry at home.”
Ok, and my wife didn’t help me with counter terrorism operations at work.
We engaged in something called specialization and division of labor.
But we also engaged in something else that was pretty important. Gratitude and Appreciation.
If you want to be appreciated for what you do, don’t demean what he does on social media.
And guys, if your wife does work in the home, appreciate your wife for the work that goes into making a house a home.
And for the love of all that is holy, whether you’re a wife or a husband, don’t demean your spouse on social media for clout.
I’m glad that ABC is admitting that the toxic chemicals in your sunscreen are dangerous and cause cancer.
Everyone I know who has skin cancer wore them. 😬😭
Do you still put this on your kids?😭🤣🤯
@GaysForTrump Tell me the difference between this man child throwing a fit because they’re not calling him a her and a two year old having a tantrum because he can’t regulate his emotions? None other than size
@TRUMPGIRL_STL This is also the woman who, when faced with an angel mom in a hearing, basically told her that congress has better things to do than listen to another mom whining about her child being murdered by an illegal. She’s a disgusting POS. @RepJayapal
How do I know media brainwashing is real?
Obama’s ICE Chief received an award for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.
Trump’s ICE chief was called a Nazi.
It is the same person - Tom Homan.
The difference? What the media told people to believe.