Stache Bros

on hiatus rn smh :/

News. Sports. And a Bunch of Other S***. Tuesdays at 11 PM on @WIUXBSIDE

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

Last episode of Stache Bros in 20 minutes! Murder mysteries to be solved! Improv to play! A year of on-air friendship to celebrate♥️♥️ https://t.co/q53N6ohBO5

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

The next step is eating candy bars out of individual Ziploc bags for accessibility

[goose potential 🆗️ @osamabinloving]

@StacheBros_ ranking candies on a "wrapper/taste" matrix is so deeply flawed. a wrapper is merely an obstacle between the candy and the eater; if it is to be evaluated it should be on how easy it is to remove

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

Wanna see some hot takes for Halloween? Here's the """official""" candy bar rankings from the LA times last year. Long story short: we don't agree! Especially with the spelling of "Tolberone."

[Broward Stern @KnowbodysTweets]

I see a lot of y'all celebrating Trump getting COVID and I'm mad disappointed in y'all

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

It’s also pretty funny that Melania has to pretend to have it so it looks like they spend a lot of time together

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Wishing harm, sickness or death on someone, even a bad person, is petty & small.

BUT: it is genuinely & extremely funny that Trump got COVID. It’s objectively funny. He downplayed it & mishandled it & thousands of people died. Now he has it. It’s funny!

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

october’s energy.....

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I like the presidents who don’t get COVID

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

I’ve always considered October to be the spookiest month. How about you? 🎃

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

okay guys, fuck marry kill: "Pride", "And", "Prejudice"

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

Rey, my Tumblr is so popular

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

a show about members of the Homeowner's Association who drive around in a mid-size car and inspect people's yards

i call it

Lawn Order: SUV

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

Stache bro Maria is performing in the second round of the Bloomington Comedy Festival this Wednesday and Thursday at the @comedyattic! Masks required, yall. Tickets here: https://t.co/mNrBvx2R3S

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

@JinesyJines I got to do that once in high school, forgot the words "under god," my principal thought it was a political statement (I genuinely forgot it), and I was banned the rest of my career

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

@IUBloomington treeson

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

@birbigs You should be a guest on How Did This Get Made @HDTGM

[Stache Bros @StacheBros_]

@PFTompkins I'm not sure if you're already a fan of https://t.co/dIg5SEpxse, but wanted to draw your attention to a secret posted on there this week: <3