blake miller

a millers tale

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

my friends: hey can i just venmo you?
me: hold on let me call someone

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

Tremors is a great movie because the main characters beat the monster by playing The Floor Is Lava with it

[sam ‘mr. podcasts’ schultz @im_sam_schultz]

i still don't understand how this illustration didn't shoot me to instant stardom

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

Before it becomes reality I want to publicly predict OnlyFans NFTs

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

Unfortunately this is not a joke

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

What's the point of answering the door at Halloween if no kid is going to show up as Crewmate from Among Us?

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Chilled weekend to all of you

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

@JinesyJines Yeah its weird too cuz i thought Liz Lemon's boyfriend moved to Cleveland not England

[Rail Splitter Games @games_rail]

Back again tonight with Parkitect. We'll be working on our latest creation: an NBC themed amusement park. Tonight, we build Frasier The Ride

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

Video games are just videos (light moving) that are games (something you play with). So cats chasing a laser pointer are gamers

[emma williamson @_EmmmaaaW]

going to college in a pandemic does something to u

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

POV you're Jesus coming out of his cave

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

After hours in the studio, I now present to you:

Jersey Mike's Hard Car Wash

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

the existence of the S'More proves the existence of the S'Less, which we can assume is just two fire-roasted graham crackers with nothing between

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

LGBTQ stands for Lyndon B Gohnson, the Qresident of the united states

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

I know this year has been hard for everyone, but don't worry, 2021 is just a couple of weeks away

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

@JinesyJines @Awkward_IUB

[Awkward Silence Comedy @Awkward_IUB]

Awkward Silence Comedy Becomes a Buzzfeed Quiz! find out who you are and tweet your results at us! https://t.co/9qqD2oFEkt

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

@tristanzava you're gonna like that shirt

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

take the quiz to see which member of Awkward Silence you are! i got blake (:
https://t.co/GzETVQeBWv

[blake miller @dogtroubler]

@tristanzava @alexamzav @Awkward_IUB ?