Christopher Lyons

1/2 Filipino/Gay/Botched Vasectomy He/Him Instagram: Website: Rep’d by Dangerfield Talent

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

My tweets are funnier if you read them in @evilhag’s voice

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

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[Zack James @ZackJamesOBZ]

LA rushing to Twitter to tweet about the #earthquake

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

@Super_Carter Yes… but I spent my teen years on IMDb more than MySpace

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

🥱🥱 Aftershock…😴

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

🥱 Earthquake

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

@BryanFuller @flanaganfilm @JordanPeele After he monologues his life story on why he smokes 😜

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Regina Hall finding out why Kevin Costner couldn’t be at the #GoldenGlobes just won next year’s #GoldenGlobes for Best Actress in a TV Comedy

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

Anyone in LA discussing planets in retrograde

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

Who y’all HATING today? 👀👀👀👀

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

@bodycourage My undergrad had one. I didn’t know it existed outside of there 😳

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

You wanna talk nepotism? These guys wouldn’t even be in this movie if it weren’t for their dads 🙄

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

So is The Fablemans about adults engaged in a throuple, but when the kids find out, they try for traditional domesticity without their third, but can’t make it work, so they divorce. And that’s why Spielberg took the non-traditional route of making movies #Cinema

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

Not me clocking you immediately in that opening 🤣

[𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬 @PierceParisXXX]

If anybody happens to go the see the movie “The Whale” and records and posts the part I’m in I will send them both my toys signed!

I guess its in the beginning of the film where Brendan Fraser is watching gay porn.

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

So I just saw #TheWhale with Brendan Fraser, and I’m wondering if @pierceparisxxx gets residuals for his cameo

[⚜️iSimpForHenryCavill☠️ @SBarbie69]

What do you see or am I the one fucked in the head?

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

I appreciate gay bars with TVs showing gay porn. Because it meant they had outlets so I could charge my phone #TrueStory

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

Justin Randall had a wish. A wish to be constantly rammed by everyone’s Rod Serling. A wish that could only be granted…in the “Twilight Hole”

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

*stares into sky, wistfully* I wish I was the only bottom in the world…

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

@PaulTCartwright Dang, your still on Twitter. I’ve been keeping this from you once I started feeling this way…🤣

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

Now that Twitter is closing, I just want to say…I don’t think Aaron Sorkin is a good writer

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

Will there still be porn on here?

[Christopher Lyons @StageName2Come]

@gregorycrafts It failed on Broadway for a reason…