Matt Carter

Entertainment Engineer 🎭⚙️ Excel Wizard 📊🧙🏻Computer Drafting Aficionado 👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍🎨 #MasterBuilderProblems 🧩 #VegasBorn ⚔️

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

Into The Woods (1986), 'A Very Nice Prince'

Cinderella: "Oh, the Prince..."
Baker's Wife: "Yes, the Prince!"
Cinderella: "Well, he's tall."
Baker's Wife: "Is that all?"

Stephen Sondheim invented "Is he hot, or is he just tall?" in 1986 that's all I'm sayin.

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

This elon musk?

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

@Azixzil @LigerBombPro That's like one of the most famous moments in retirement match history

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

A look at how Usher's Super Bowl halftime performance came together 🏟️

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

This Christmas, help a stranger from ancestry .com reconnect with the parent they've never known (your psychotic uncle who has many secret children)

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Glad that Tony “My family is the ‘G’ in MGM” Goldwyn is on the picket line but couldn’t he also just like, call his relatives

[johnknefel @johnknefel]

Another has a fictional Booker T. Washington telling two children: “Future generations are never responsible for sins of the past”
One responds that she "won’t feel guilty about historical stuff"

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

Me, this morning: "wait - wasn't there like a scary hostage situation on the strip recently? What happened to that? Why didn't I ever hear more about it after reports of furniture being thrown out the window?"

*looks up story

"Oh."

[Ryan Matthey @RyanMattheyNews]

… Mannix’s arrest report shows:

- he’s a fugitive from Colorado
- the woman he took “by force” inside the room and him were on a days-long illegal drugs binge
- police drone caught him smoking from “a meth pipe” and them both having sex through the shattered window

@8NewsNow

[Que te ayude morena @el_godfather_]

Ovnis? Aliens? It’s ok

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

showing up at the theater in costume realizing I misheard the movie title

[The Negromancer 🦅 @kokujin37]

The Jason Aldean controversy summed up perfectly

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

When you are writing a school paper and rearrange the sentence so it's not plagiarism:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A conflict that led to the divorce of Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara was kids as he wanted to have them, and she did not, TMZ reports.

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

@designerwhite @kenklippenstein 😂😂😂

[Matt Carter @Super_Carter]

@mtgreenee @JoeBiden Oh look the dumb bitch patrol has arrived

[The Wild Wild Breast @Slee_333]

Shittin sidewayz or whatever Paul Wall said

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I keep reading that film studios are contemplating
replacing writers and actors by using Artificial Intelligence to mimic their talents

Surely it would be easier and more efficient to replace executives, since they have no talent at all