Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire

we fail to run our services in Preston

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@GrandCancel I can explain

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@TransporaBus I hate your service

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@FailsdevUK @WC2512 @BeeNetwork @gnwbus @Pee_Network Well done

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@DiemondBusNW You sent your double deckers away the Eccles depot has 3 or something

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

Our buses are on time

April fools there 6 hours late

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@WC2512 @BeeNetwork @gnwbus @Pee_Network @FailsdevUK tell your bitchway bus to make way for the pee network. I mean, bee network bus 🤣

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

Happy Easter, our drivers have been hunted and mistaken for Easter eggs, so all our buses are cancelled

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

125 is cancelled because why not cry me a river

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@StagepoorGM You lost Hyde Road Sharston and Ashton cry me a river brother and give us your fleet please

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

We somehow got 3 125s together

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@DiemondBusNW I see you are actually getting good buses. The mmcs are nice, lol if there not cancelled

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

All our Liverpool buses are cancelled

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Plumes of smoke visible across Liverpool as huge fire breaks out https://t.co/vbToUPxh5e

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@WC2512 @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 @StagepoorGM @Pee_Network Shush, stop talking, buddy. Your local buses are gonna be the same colour as my piss

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@WC2512 @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 @StagepoorGM @Pee_Network Didn't manchester get a bunch of 23 plate mmcs fresh local? Hmm, why not paint it yellow 🤣🤣^AP

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@WC2512 @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 Huh, I only see 2 beachball liverys it's only @StagepoorGM that doesn't know how to paint ^AP

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@MENnewsdesk Stop lying

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@MENnewsdesk Sorry, that was our driver rushing to work. Because he slept in, we will give him a raise

[Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire @StagejokeMCSL]

@JenOnTheLoo Because she's to busy fucking trains