crazy cat lady xo

~ i once spoke to Shia LaBeouf on the phone and told him I love him.. ~

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

We urgently need an option to remove AI creators and AI-generated content from our feeds.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Netflix being $21 when it used to be like $7 is insane.

& all they did was take away the ability to stream from any household.

[JG @UTxJGTheDon]

Pretty soon all of the streaming services will merge into one and we will have...cable

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SAY SOMETHING AUTISTIC.

I’ll start:
The tag of the blanket is on the feet side

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.

[vee is trying… @Dr__Giran]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this?.

[Stone🖤 @VickyyyyAshley]

I can’t believe we used to drive around with paper directions looking like pirates

[Skullz @szull0]

Me squeezing every last drop of me time out of the weekend at 2am

[suri @suricidal]

october and we can still wear shorts outside.. we’re never seeing winter again omg

[yagi @yducknow]

Post-yap clarity is the worst 😭. Like, why did I just tell them all that?

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.

[Sbonda Rhimes @Mnix27]

They know nothing about picking your favourite raindrop on the window, and watching it.

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[nel @nlllllov]

salaire brut vs salaire net

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

As an adult, one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever make, is when to throw away the box after buying a new electrical appliance.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Whoever decided hotels should stop serving breakfast at 9am fundamentally misunderstands vacation timelines

[Venugopal PSV @venupsv]

@OrevaZSN 2.0