Danielle Dickenson

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

It doesn't feel like the holidays until someone is yelling at you.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I say it like it isn't.

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@kww227 @willhelmick61 @slowsinglecam #YouAintCuteTho

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Sometimes I make remarks that are off color, obscene or in poor taste. Remember that whilst an eagle soars it still shits everywhere.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I'm spectacular at faking your orgasm.

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@slowsinglecam What you craving, baby? lol

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

#ILikeItWhen He apologizes for sexist jokes

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Fap is always the answer to #everything

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

Got an A in Public Speaking #Winning

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@slowsinglecam @willhelmick61 @kww227 Whoever has money, bring me food #PregoCravings

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@willhelmick61 Bros before hoes, unless they take it in the butt. #NoHomo

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@slowsinglecam Come and get it #Daddy

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@slowsinglecam But I love you #MarryMe?

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Just cringed seeing Jon Bon Jovi doing an Advil commercial. That just gave me a headache. #BadMedicine

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I like rough cuddling.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Eskiho: Girls who wear UGG boots with mini skirts. #IDislike

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

Still don't get this "Twitter" thing #IDislike

[Danielle Dickenson @StalkingMyBF]

@slowsinglecam Stop stalking twitter sluts then. lol jk