Zack Burton

Car Building and Random Thoughts

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

We Can't Stop Here. It's Bat Country! Awesome Thompson T-shirt by @jimiyo for $10 at http://t.co/NlYH07rF #decalgiveaway

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Forgot I had twitter haven't checked in weeks and still see the same shit lol.

[Kenny watts @kww227]

@JohnHelmick62 @StalkingMyBF @slowsinglecam

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Encyclopedias are just ghetto Google.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

That Chinese tattoo on your neck must be the symbol for unemployment.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Just shit my pants. Does that mean Ill have a shitty year?

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Being molested by a teacher is twice as bad for home-schooled kids.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

@VDieselOfficial Dom: "You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona."

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

I wanna steal a doughnut truck because I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck on the news.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

I wanna do hood rat stuff with my friends in a suit.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

How does one whole side of a town smell like eggs?? #Manassas

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

I just started to finally remember to write 2011, and now I have to start writing 2012.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

I remember when movies had plots and video games didn't.

[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

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[Zack Burton @slowsinglecam]

Going to support my friend @willhelmick61 in the @SpecialOlympics