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CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB
📌 FULHAM BROADWAY

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Gabriel kicking Martinez in the face “complete accident”?? He raised his foot 3ft higher than the ball! Fuck off! Scumbag should be off!

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Up the Chels

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How is Sanchez still in goal for us. Embarrassing.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Xabi is here. 🔵🇪🇸

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

🚨 An AI-generated simulation imagining an alternate reality where Gabriel scored his penalty in the Champions League final has just gone viral. 🤯 https://t.co/yzBjzviGF3

[DespertarFeroz @DespertarFeroz]

El camarógrafo entendió la misión y cazó al del láser en 4K 😭😂

[ʜᴀʏᴄʜ 🍒 @cfcxhayley]

Life as a Chelsea Football Club fan in 2026:

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We’re playing really well tonight. Gusto fishing a decent game. Bit more experience on the field and it could be 2/3-0

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@HanninenSy26905 @Inevitablewest It was 100k not 3 million.

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Need subs on at half time. Cant have our CB taking shots before half time.

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Nobody commenting on how uncreative we’ve been. Really poor so far. Nothing happening up top.

We lack Cole Palmer, James and Cucurella badly.

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They should bring in a rule that stops teams from sitting in their own half for 95 minutes.

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Hate it when commentators constantly praise tight defending. It’s so easy to play 11 men in your own half. It’s champship football. You aren’t allowing any shots? You’re playing for a draw? The commentators are like “different gravy”. It’s pathetic. It’s so boring.

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We look so, so bad.

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Clear foul on Neto and they go and score 🤷‍♂️

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

Pumping long balls to Nicolas Jackson who is awful in the air and ends up assaulting someone and missing the rest of the season because he’s crap in the air 🤦🏻

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Gotta be the best save Sanchez has ever done. Aside from the disallowed goal he’s been solid.