Mitchell Stanley

Let's Keep Things Professional. Here for the meme.

[Michael, Master of the Unity @tetrismogler]

@FlorkOfCows I'm here to put the ear worm back in your brain.

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@Sniping_Soup

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@FlorkOfCows @incognitoman223 Ominously Vague.

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@FlorkOfCows @KalmTsuske Petition for a black one so I can put it on the quarter panel of my white car like a rally sponsor

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It's been a pleasure gents! #rlm_24h

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Listening from work today on the way from Texas to Toronto. Thanks for keeping this trucker entertained for the next 11 hours, and I'll be back rolling by the finish tomorrow! Wish every weekend was this exciting! #rlm_24h

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@AlveusSanctuary

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@AlveusSanctuary

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@Reuters Google's best April Fools Joke yet

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@MotorTrend It's just like everything else on GM vehicles, designed to fail on the warranty date. The giant hole they've programmed to swallow your car just shows up a little early sometimes. Saves all that time they'd spend sitting in the bush before returning to mother nature.

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@GamerSupps Drivin' Trucks & Drinkin' Supps Babyyy

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@VALORANT I used it, hide for 30 seconds.

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@Transport_gc "Whistle"? Last time y'all was on a train was 1892 and it shows. They got them big ol air honkers now.

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@greg16676935420 Happy Birthday to everyone, except the people it's not Birthday for.

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@GamerSupps @Waifucups 0002

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@GamerSupps @extraemilyy @Tectone @cyr They're all hype! But I want the @Tectone one!

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

pick something from this photo and we will send it to you

winners chosen monday

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@GamerSupps I'd rock a tub of Grandpa's Ashes if you've got an extra lying around!

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@StatCan_eng 163,607 Tonnes C02e, for those who want to reference the original measurement unit.

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@StatCan_eng Why the hell are we celebrating this? Export of avocados from countries that can actually grow them has an enormous environmental impact. Carbon tax and then post this? Mixed messages is an understatement. Do better.

[Mitchell Stanley @StanEnterprises]

@StatCan_eng 92390 metric tons =
92390000000 grams.

92390000000 grams ÷ 480 = 192,479,166.66667.

192,479,166.66667 × 850 = 163,607,291,666.67g of C02e for that amount of destructive green fruit. We have local produce that is equally nutritious and far less harmful. Lower these numbers.

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@StatCan_eng https://t.co/sJ2ZbuNvdp.

"Just two avocados, weighing around 480 grams (g), have a carbon footprint of around 850g of carbon dioxide equivalent (CO2e), according to Carbon Footprint Ltd. That’s 425g of CO2e per avocado."