Capt. Geech

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[Capt. Geech @StanMuckerman]

Y’all mind if I go full dad right here?

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

And today we see why 75 year old Tim Ream is a starting CB for the US

[Capt. Geech @StanMuckerman]

Oh my god. Put Poch in the White House

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[jame @kloogans]

love when i get a good hand

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I love Danny McBride

https://t.co/S5BUaaGf6X

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[🟦DanDee🟪 @FineNDanDee]

The window makes him look like he's complaining about Michael Scott

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Happy belated Father’s Day to my dad. When I was like 14 he watched the Adam Sandler movie Click and told me it inspired him to spend more time with us. I had never seen it, so I asked if he wanted to watch Click with me and he said “No, I told you I literally just watched that.”

[Andy McBroom @AndyJMacc]

These cannot be improved on. Should be permanent kits

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[HokieSports @hokiesports]

A new chapter begins. Welcome, Brian White!

➡️ https://t.co/Djvyh0WtSG

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2012, a Reddit user shared a Civilization II save he’d been playing on and off for ten years.

The game had reached the year 3991 AD.

Only three superpowers remained, locked in endless nuclear war, with most of the world ruined.

A strategy game accidentally became a dystopian novel.

[Johel @jmaza86]

“LOL the US fans actually think they can win the World Cup”.

Buddy, we have won 2 World Wars and landed on the Moon by just thinking we can do something. It’s literally our whole thing.

[CASSIUS @CassiusF0x]

I’m freakin snorting

[🅰️ @AshtonGgmu]

The USA could be a big problem this World Cup. Completely exploiting their home advantage by playing high-intensity, dominant, and enjoyable football, bouncing off the fans’ jolly nature.

They could go far. Also, their home kit…

[Brooks Peck @BrooksDT]

Credit to Pochettino for discovering that star striker Own Goal had U.S. citizenship.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

“Men used to go to war”

Well now we play pool basketball which is 10x more demanding on the body mind and soul

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Capt. Geech @StanMuckerman]

Now that we live in a time where laws don’t matter, I’m submitting a ticket of Mamdani and Pochettino for the White House. I don’t care who is in charge between them, but this is the way.