Stan Ephery

Quaggan tweets sports, games, court rulings. Quaggan handles regulatory oversight for vaccines and narcotics.

Quaggan / Quaggans. Q stands for quaggan.

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@TheUFL @XFLBattlehawks @JakeSmash004 Dean Blindino in the command center today making everyone roll their eyes.

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@NCAABaseball @ClemsonBaseball Hey @NCAABaseball , what in the world is going on with your umps? They arent doing any more games after this one, right?

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@IDontKnowSp0rts @schadjoe While O-line play across the league is suspect and garish at the best of times, its not THAT bad to where losing one of the best early-season WR's, 3 starters and multiple 2nd stringers is resulting in "better than average play across the board".

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@IDontKnowSp0rts @schadjoe Yeah, no idea how this is remotely close to correct. Its saying that not only is the patchwork 3rd string O-Line of the Texans actively better than the starters, its actively better than the starters on ~20 other NFL teams.

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@CountDankulaTV You mean the people who murder gays because they're gay are opposed to the symbols of that community? Holy shit, thats wild.

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@boxing_we Wow, you're a fucking moron.

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@OSWreview Kung Fu Hustle is a fantastic movie.

And if you want more silly movies with much of the same cast, I will heartily recommend Kung-Fu Mahjong 1 and 2 (and maybe 3 if you want to spend 90 minutes confused but laughing)

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@kimKBaltimore @MattWalshBlog Thats not how testifying on issues in front of congress typically works though.

I can be called to congress to talk about regulatory affairs in research, because I have spent a decade plus doing that. I'm a bad get for, say, specificities of new interstate commerce regulation.

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@RBReich Who would sweep the part of the floor that nobody has used since the last time they swept?!

ESSENTIAL JERBZ

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@RBReich Ahh yes, the post office is known for being a model of efficient government spending.

I'm sure those 50k people, many guaranteed to be part of the "being paid taxpayer money to sweep 1/8th of a post office floor 3 times a day" group, are super important.

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@AdamKinzinger @POTUS You really are every single bit that fucking stupid arent you?

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@AdamKinzinger If the choice is someone like her, or someone like you, its certainly not you.

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The Pez Outlaw documentary, explained badly:

@PEZCandyUSA : How dare people want tobuy our products, they can fuck right off.

People: PezUSA is run by a fucking dipshit, heres the stuff you want.

@PEZCandyUSA : HOW FUCKING DARE PEOPLE BUY OUR PRODUCTS?! THIS MEANS WAR.

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@RyanShuswap @barnes_law Here is how you negotiate obvious bullshit terms in a first offer:

Fuck you, we're done.

You are not negotiating in good faith if you put terms in your contract that LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD has 100% good reason to "negotiate" the removal of.

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@ajd121 @barnes_law They would not need to start a shadow campaign. Every video both DW and Crowder post gets demonetized for some length of time on some platform, and thats been true since they started posting videos. Both have done videos on how often they get demonetized.

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@rjmills12 @barnes_law You dont put poison pills you are 100% aware will activate INSTANTLY on accepting a contract and then get away with saying "lol u could just negotiate tho". No, fuck off.

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@rjmills12 @barnes_law If you have a line in a contract you offer me that says "you will lose money vs having an alternative revenue stream if youtube/google decides to be youtube/google again", I will assume you are negotiating in bad faith, because you are clearly negotiating in bad faith.

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@willsommer Considering roughly every Daily Wire video, and every interview with any member of that staff, is demonetized for some amount of time, how long before that contract is worth less than just having your own alternative revenue stream?

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@willsommer 12.5m/yr that depending on how its interpreted, is lowered by 25% every time a video he has gets demonetized (the language as shown by both parties doesnt specify just the revenue from that video)

For someone who is regularly demonetized for fun, thats a non starter

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I have heard the words "replay assist" more times today than I have all year, and its nonsense.

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