Stan Smith

Agent for the PPA (formerly the CIA). Our agency works tirelessly to protect rich perverts. we specialize in the Deny, Delay and Deflect strategy.

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@imPascalNajadi Dumold Trump: you take the B out. Most people don’t know there is a B in dumb, but you take the B out and you replace the A with an O. That’s how you get Dumold Trump

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@M0SC0W0 It’s sad the amount of people laughing at this. People have been doing death defying stunts for all of recorded history. He had a talent and liked performing for people it’s sad that he died. The world would be a boring place without people willing to face death

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@hthieblot I used to save up my Ritalin and take a bunch at once. Then I would stay up all night playing games on Pogo. The first thing I really got into online was chatting on the Spice Girls chat room 😂

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@Di49721Dirk @pulpowens @Hunter19302

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@JewelSFyrefox @PoorlyAgedStuff I am sure that sticker was put on his truck when Biden was president. It would be nice to know how he feels now that Trump is in office for about the same amount of time and all those things are way worse

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@Damaan4u33 Damn!! Shorty got that apple bottom diaper on

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@M_O_X_I_E @dane_hidden @cturnbull1968 @KimDotcom People tried telling them over and over again that the money Obama released was Iran’s that was frozen. They never seemed to understand that it wasn’t our money. Now that Trump is giving them money they totally get it 🤦‍♂️

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@KounaraChan You definitely shouldn’t be masturbating in a public restroom. You also shouldn’t film people in a public restroom. Were you so traumatized by the event that you wanted to record it so you could relive it again? Just go get someone in charge of the building to deal with it.

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@EmotionlesMind0 @EmmyGisa3 Look at all the replies. It seems like all the people commenting are also AI.

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@mattvanswol Maybe someone in leadership should tone down the rhetoric. They could talk about how we have different opinions on some issues but at the end of the day we are all Americans. Maybe focus on what we have in common instead of trying to divide all day. Someone like the president 🤷‍♂️

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@ywomendeservles The same people who are saying actions have consequences are probably married and jerking it to her videos. I swear some people get off to other people’s suffering. She was young and fucked up. It sucks she has to pay for it the rest of her life and her son will suffer too

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@spacebull Yay! It’s 2026 and we are finally getting some Cyberpunk stuff happening!

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@razor4l @EndsWellCapital @raphousetv7 https://t.co/yRkmuFQ6rH

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@Scivf4 For my fellow Americans, that’s over 600 pounds of pressure. Yet somehow a popcorn seed can crack them no problem.

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@EndsWellCapital @raphousetv7 I found a longer video. He got arrested on foot in a field right after he jumped that car. It didn’t show his car though 😡. I am guessing it was messed up and that’s why he started running.

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@tanatana5252 It started out exactly like my drawings. I have no idea how they were able to change that into something so amazing and realistic

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@konstructivizm I wish we could have one day a year when everybody turned off their lights and looked at the stars. Maybe we would stop wasting so much money on war and started advancing our space programs.

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@ism10653 @0x4417 The kid has the name of it on his shirt.

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@eternalclassic_ This is why people can’t vape inside anymore. These bros trying to blow “dope ass clouds”.

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@WhitakerTA_ @Andreas43937443 This never would had happened if Donald Trump were president.