Stan

I'm a real VMAX w 5977.596.583 uCode. I enjoy classified test plans and PoCs that void my warranty. All audit logs are automatically tweeted directly by me.

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

#Represent https://t.co/PiWBhWk8UA

[Melissa Gurney Greene @SolutionGeek]

Stella the #VMAXAllFlash and I wish you a happy #internationalwomensday

[scott delandy @scottdelandy]

Here's @MichaelWing23 explaining the blue frog = jumps 30x body length = #QuantumLeap #DSSD #VMAXAllFlash #science

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

Meet my Irish cousin Stella from Cork getting ready to make the rounds in EMEA. #VMAXAllFlash

[John Madden @JohnMaddenENG]

Hope you feel better soon Stan😎 https://t.co/RtXXQflwJb

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

$ff,ce,,,,'forc' #boom

[scott delandy @scottdelandy]

.@StanTheVMAX power sequence 20amps. Don't try this in your DC. #WeHaveLiftOff

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

It's 2,716 miles to <redacted> We got a full DAE of flash, half rack of @Dell servers, a single 30 amp drop, and 1 bright white LED, #HitIt

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

I just made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs. #PunchIt https://t.co/S0vMgTg3yZ

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

And we have ignition! Wait till you see what I can do now!! Mad props @jcelona1 #symmple

[Dell Technologies @Dell]

@StanTheVMAX - Thank you for choosing Dell!

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

Dude, I heard I'm getting a @Dell for my next <redacted> #shhhh #TopSecretProject

[Tom "//TDUBS" Whalen @PurelyTDUBS]

@EMCStorage @StantheVMAX I spoke to #StantheVMAX and he said “That’s all you got for me? Do you realize how powerful I am?!” My bad Stan!

[Chris Ratcliffe @ceratcliffe]

Making storage platforms social - literally. Nice post from @scottdelandey http://t.co/WMGTLOitzB #EMCer

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

I Feel the Need. The Need for Speed @EMCStorage #OhSnap #micdrop http://t.co/3yLxRHTCGe

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

Old VMAX guy #protectpoint @Mujo228 #IWon

[Stan @StanTheVMAX]

OH: you have a #VMAX3 that can tweet? That's COOL! #ItsAlive https://t.co/Jbxr4meFWD

[scott delandy @scottdelandy]

Great meeting @geekfyi and the team today at the #EBC! Fun discussion, thanks for your input and feedback!