Ice Kube

Stanisław/Hugh Janus, Resident Tiny Hawk Enthusiast, Vistula Veneti ☧

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

@SlipperyNodd @KencanuckKen @domluszczyszyn Quinn Hughes only has a market value of $16M in this model…the Hutson glazing must be stopped

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

@pham1717 Are we at all worried about burning a year from helenius’s contract? Or is that just me?

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Oh my god get me to Buffalo

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

@myworldofwind Catholic who thinks what happened to the Cristeros was good…talk about satanic wtf

[NHL @NHL]

A game we will certainly be talking about for a long, long time! 🤩

[Spike @spikesguides]

This is how Redditors must feel when they watch a Marvel movie and all their favorite action figures show up.

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

@coopcaufield Bro is from New York and doesn’t know the best college hockey program in New York 😔

[r @6ffside]

THEY CAUGHT MY GOAT THG ON THE BROADCAST

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

IT'S A BILLS WIN!!!

@MandT_Bank | #BillsMafia

[TENNISCentel @TennisCentel]

Bublik to his box while losing to Sinner:

"Every ball I hit, Ron Weasley’s already there. Someone check his wand."

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

@BuffaloBills @Ticketmaster @thegreat__4

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

@theslyry @ElFrijolBlanco @CollegePuckNXT Not much of a rivalry considering Clarkson owns SLU 😭

[Ice Kube @Stan_Kubis]

No need to put those federal lands up for sale Mr. DC politician. I already own them!

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

sorry, permit denied. but thank you for your interest in our moon, and have a nice day.