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[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

At least three of these #Nextdoor topics would also make good improv group names.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Hanging out at the blue place mostly these days.

My jokes aren’t very funny there, either.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Why doesn’t Outback have a Furiosa movie tie-in? I want a frosted Octoboss mug!

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

@kipcole65 I never could think of it, but I did decide it should be Michael Ian Black if they ever reboot.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

I’ve spent most of the day trying to remember the name of the guy who played Joe Isuzu without Googling it.

Hope you’re well.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Frankly, I’m in pain.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Apparently the only way I’m gonna get to see Godzilla in IMAX around here is if he decides to fight Beyoncé or Oppenheimer.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

The raven flys toward and past the camera as we

FADE TO BLACK

SMASH CUT TO:

A full screen thumbnail of John Mulaney!

—Excerpt from the final page of Mike Flanagan’s script for Netflix’s “The Fall of the House of Usher”.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

I recognized the host AND the musical guest on SNL tonight! I feel 41 again!

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

@FranklinH3000 You’re coming up on the boring part.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

I think if I could travel back in time, instead of killing baby Hitler I'd try to convince Steve Jobs to not let phones shoot vertical video.

[David Franklin @davefranklin]

Taylor Swift and The Entity spotted holding hands in NYC amid dating rumours

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Me wondering if I have time to run to the restroom again when the movie trailers hit the half hour mark.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Genuinely curious how many other people on Earth casually dropped a Morton & Hayes reference today…

https://t.co/GfBEzo4bDK

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

That moment in the middle of the night when you wake up sweating and shaking and realizing you forgot to hit “like” and subscribe…

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

@FranklinH3000 @TinaLeachTweets I’m not sure which one I’m supposed to see.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

I’ve accidentally left my phone recording in my jeans pocket and wound up with a more coherent movie than Skinamarink.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

I will forgive the writer of this local news script the bad pun because they just coined my new favorite slang term for oral sex.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

Me waiting for everyone to follow me on Hive…

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

“Glass Onion” and “Dear Prudence” for those keeping score.

[Stan Williams @Stan_Williams]

“I had no idea that was a Beatles song”: shocking sentence I’ve already used twice in the new year.