Tina Leach

I write comedy and pretend I’m a musician. Also I tweet about monkeys a lot.

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I’m outta here. @ tinaleach on Bluesky. Toodles!

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@FranklinH3000 Oh that’s awesome!

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@tempusfrangit I did it once in the 80s. Never had the desire again. All I remember was horses and people dropping like flies.

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He’s written even more books than he’s read now. #garthmarenghi #wherestheflippinchicken

[Matthew Holness @MrHolness]

The Master of Darkdom returns…

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@Citizen_Case Someone with no musical talent should be playing bagpipes behind them at all times.

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@Citizen_Case I can’t believe they’re going out to eat. If I was a lying sack of shit that took away rights from women, I *might* be slightly concerned about the amount of saliva or mucous in my food.

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@ElrodClyde That bothered me too. Me and Stan point out all the things they get wrong.

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The real reason the #StrangerThings finale was two hours long.

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@tempusfrangit Menopause can’t come soon enough

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.

[Tina Leach @TinaLeachTweets]

I stand by my statement.

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Fuck the Supreme Court.

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@Stan_Williams

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@Citizen_Case And they do whatever it takes to get it done. No politeness, no decorum, no Queensbury Rules, they just do it.

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Fuck the Supreme Court.

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@alan_smithee_jr Really starting to think about what country I might want to flee to.

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@alan_smithee_jr I left them in my other pants.

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@Citizen_Case Miss Tallulah Nora Leach-Williams, AKA Lulu, AKA DJ Babycakes

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Shut up and take my money!

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Nic Cage says he wants to join Matt Reeves’ #TheBatman universe… as Egghead.

Make it happen @mattreevesLA

[Tina Leach @TinaLeachTweets]

@alan_smithee_jr I was waiting for Strong Bad to put a stop to it. #noloafing

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@alan_smithee_jr You’re my target audience.

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11 years of no one reading my tweets ! Let’s celebrate! #MyTwitterAnniversary