Stan

[Stan @Stan_db]

@StHelensSwansea ❤️🍊🍊

[Celebrity Refs @CelebrityRefs]

Exceptional this from Sir Mike last night.

Loads of time spent spraying the lines for a free kick... Blows up before it’s even taken.

(via @Limpar33)

https://t.co/oViUnEooCK

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Shitehawks

[Tangerine Army @StHelensSwansea]

A dominant performance from the rines sees us win the intramural plate 5-2 vs @TeamSlothAFC . Goals from @BradCrossan3107, @okh__19, @Stan_db and two from @tomjameswaters . UPPA TANGERIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEESSSSS 🍊🍊🍊🍊

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Schedule for tomorrow night:
- Order a Chinese x
- Tweet "how good would a Chinese drive thru be"
- Watch doc
- Tweet "Maddie documentary n chill"
- Tweet "it was a cover up/the parents did it/something about the bloke who hit Grealish getting longer than Kate and Gerry.

[James Briddon @James_Briddon]

“I don’t fucking believe it...it’s fucking Bovver!!!”

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Be honest now Qasim, you wouldn’t have to block us if this happened, would you?

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Pele IS DHOTYA

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Pele’s favourite goal wasn’t caught on camera, so they did a computer simulation of it. Naturally, being based off Pele’s description it’s stone cold, Jay from the Inbetweeners, bullshit

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Nobody is throwing away expensive Dyson Vaccum’s because the man is moving his business to Singapore

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

You wanted it, you got it.

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Bit of a weird text to send yourself

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

By “overheard in a Berlin Bakery” did you mean “overheard by the voices in my head”?

[Tamsin de Bunsen @Tamsin_deBunsen]

After 13 months out, I feel blessed to come on for 20 mins and get on the score-sheet again ... Thank you to those who have helped me get back out there both team mates and staff, you know who you are ... Timings ⏳🙏🏼⚽

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Parliament returns following the Christmas recess

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

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