Stand Ups Sitting Down

A podcast dedicated to the art of stand-up and the comic's path to the stage.

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

My parents when I was 16:
"We don't want a CD player in your car. You'll get in an accident fooling with it!"

My parents when I'm 44:
"We took back our rental car because it didn't have one of those laptops in the dash board."

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.

Am I gonna die?

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

#RIPNormMacDonald

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

There's a gas shortage and overall fuel panic going on in the southeast.

Happy National Odometer Day, everyone!

[Peyton Turnage @Peyton_Turnage]

Missed opportunity. Could’ve been Jive Turkeys.

[Brian Bates @brianbatescomic]

Thanks to @MainNashville for the nice article. https://t.co/Xxtp3JgGl9

[Joe Caramagna 🍩🏒🇺🇸🚀 @JoeCaramagna]

Saw that a gym is offering free memberships to people who are unvaccinated because they believe in staying healthy the natural way. How many reps do I have to do to be immune from polio?

[American Hasi Film @AmericanHasi]

AMERICAN HASI is out today on all major streaming platforms! We’re excited for you to see it 🤩 Go to https://t.co/untSkxxUDw to stream on iTunes, Google Play, YouTube, Vudu, and more. Leave us a review wherever you watch ✨

[Hannah Nordman @HLNordman]

Normalize calling doberman puppies doberboys

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

I hope a side effect of the vaccine is not remembering the last 8 months

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

Go check out our friend @DustinNickerson and his new special!

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Hey folks! This special is out...kind of. Watch now on Gumroad or wait till later on Amazon. Yet another point for 2020 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/Kpoot8Yb4d

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

Man, @brianbatescomic was on 🔥🔥🔥🔥 in the "Malls" ep. of @NatelandPodcast !!

[Brian Bates @brianbatescomic]

This is a mistake. They should have booked me. With almost no fans allowed, you need an entertainer who is used to a different type of energy in the room.

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

We'll be there!

Well not THERE there...

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Ever wonder what a virtual standup show is like? I'm doing 4 more on Thanksgiving weekend. I never thought I'd say this but they're really funny & spontaneous & bizarre & I love doing them. It's like we're all connected for an hour with jokes.

Tix: https://t.co/MDJSfiblu2

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

Nashville comedy was always great with @zaniesnashville and comics like @natebargatze @kathleenmadigan @johnbcrist & @renocollier but now with @stevebyrnelive @joshwolfcomedy and @TheoVon Nashville is on fire. Check out Zanies on Monday’s for Mystery Monday’s!

[なぎ裏垢女子 @govertime]

It makes my soul happy to see a packed @zaniesnashville on a Monday night.

With an unknown lineup, no less.

[Stand Ups Sitting Down @StandUpsSitting]

Go for two and end this thing, @NDFootball! We all want to watch Dave Chappelle host SNL.

[Paranormal Activity is Slow Cinema @seanparrott]

Biden-264
Trump-214
Mambo-5

[chris crofton @thecroftonshow]

If you can’t handle me at my day before the election 2020 you don’t deserve me at my perusing a menu in 2010

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

Literally the only good thing about being a Vandy football fan is @natebargatze