Pickle Pete

Looking for hugs in all the wrong places. Viciously mediocre.

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@ClaireGregowicz is a fantastic artist! Check out her drawing of me!

She’s always looking for more muses so send her a message!

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@LolaaLibraSun If I say yes, then you understand that the boots stay on

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@HonestPassion13 No, they have a very good point here’s

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@nouisyorkk We’re here for the same reason.

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@JustL2000 See, it’s cute when a beautiful woman says it but when I start talking about the love of my life at the coffee shop who spells my name wrong every time, people think I’m a creep 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@thatonesaddie People want to chat about their weird asses??

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@thatonesaddie Managed to avoid altercations with certain people??

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@3violetMistyblu

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@lextaliones_ I’ve never heard anyone put it that way, but now that you mention it…..

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@LolaaLibraSun Best day of the week!!!

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@thatonesaddie For the old man pictures?

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@LolaaLibraSun One good way 95 times

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@JustL2000 🤢🤢 (at him, not at you)

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@littlewvbean Noooo

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@LolaaLibraSun

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@JustL2000 Have you ever researched the original story? I was driving one day and wondered why the witch was so petty to curse him and a hundred servants. I figured there had to be more than the movie.

Turns out the original story had so much more detail and back story. It was fun

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@JustL2000 Oh that is so cool!

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@HonestPassion13 My body is a machine that takes all the emotions and crunches them down into kidney stones.

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@JustL2000 That’s a bold claim, young lady.
I know a few people who would probably give some stiff competition.