Alex Standish

Politically Homeless 🇺🇸📦 Pennsylvania Raised, Florida Made 🇩🇪🐊 History Buff 📖 Frequent Troll 🤡

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

I’m just gonna leave this here for all of the moronic leftists who think the only reason anybody would disagree with them is because they’re:

A. Republican

And/or

B. MAGA/voted for Trump

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@JamieBonkiewicz Like you? Yes.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@Jeffrey_T_Roth @FullOfGraceUS lol. Lmao

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@gribblecig2 lol, no. That’s just partisan fellatio.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

I’m just gonna leave this here for all of the moronic leftists who think the only reason anybody would disagree with them is because they’re:

A. Republican

And/or

B. MAGA/voted for Trump

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@JewelWilber_ Is what I would say if I didn’t have genuine contempt for presumptuous people, yes.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

“YOU take YOUR seat”

Ah, now that’s an interesting action item. Anyone ever seen one of these at a work meeting?

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

I was laughing then, but I’m not laughing now. What’s funny about Biden being so incapacitated as president that he needed to be told to take his own seat, in all caps even?

[Swoozy🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @swoozyqyah]

Hilarious.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@itsrosesm Hmm, I wonder who the three were…

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@kirawontmiss I’m sorry but that’s quite hilarious. He was just making shit up for the love of the game.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@PlisskenPatriot I’ve shaken my cup of ice from an empty soda at them before; they didn’t get it because it was too clever. Might bring big bags from the gas station next time.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@creepydotorg She’s such a shit actor. Goddamn.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@punkcorpz Sweetie, I think those men, like myself, believe in strong, independent women, unlike yourself.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@DaizyZeeX Um…no pro-lifer or abortion abolitionist would ever be in favor of abortion for any of these reasons.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@evristainted @WimsyMaxingChud Mia Khalifa wasn’t coerced, forced, or abused, and she’s on of the most famous porn actresses of our time. You know what she did instead? Lied about the porn company she worked with for sympathy points. Some women are perpetrators, not victims.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@evristainted @7xillion No, seriously, we were raised on Disney. We watched the Little Mermaid too.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@gemini_4r Everything will be okay. Just let it happen.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@Netjet687476 @FullOfGraceUS I think I’ve got you beat, brother. This is Biden having to be told to sit in HIS seat as opposed to anyone else’s.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@NickJFuentes He’s also secretly gay, much like yourself, my good man.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@ICElationist 100% stealing this beautiful piece of wordplay.

[Alex Standish @StandishofFL]

@fadule_ “getting drunk at bars and talking to girls is infinitely healthier than staying home smoking”

Picking up likely low-value women while actively killing brain cells is better than smoking weed at home where you’re safe? Wow, the more you know!