Scott Thompson

[Scott Thompson @StandupScott]

@ArtemisConsort It’s closer to 60% of their revenue. You accidentally excluded the revenue with donor restrictions, which is still revenue.

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@catturd2 Hispanic is not a race. There are white Hispanics (think Mexicans and Guatemalans, etc) and black Hispanics (think Dominicans, etc). That’s why you’ll often see on surveys they ask for Race (White, Black, Asian, Pacific Islander, Native) then Hispanic or Non-Hispanic.

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@kevin_nealon Easy! “Take a Hike”
Speaking of taking a hike; Juneau, AK has over 250 miles of hiking trails. You should take a hike here sometime and do a show. Bring Joe Poppalardo with you. 🤣

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@profontheright She is finally unencumbered but what has been a disastrous Vice Presidency.

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@TedNugent Def Leppard • Hysteria

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@ThatKevinSmith I don’t know what I was expecting, but I never imagined #Clerks3 would be a perfect movie. Full circle. “I assure you it’s amazing”

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@redsteeze Is it me or is @JoeBiden using the Uncle Leo defense from Seinfeld? “I’m old and I’m confused.”

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@lclord76 @JimVandeHei Doesn’t that only prove that there’s two different sets of standards? One for an ex-PRESIDENT who kept papers and one for an ex-VICE PRESIDENT who kept papers. At least the ex-president had authority at one point to have the papers.

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@Edelman11 Tel Aviv

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@rickygervais I reckon there will still be a few people @rickygervais hasn’t offended after this special … which means he’ll be working on another one … this should become a Christmas tradition! #Armageddon

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@redsteeze They paved Palestine, and put up a parking lot. 🤣

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Turkish MP: “Israel will suffer Allah’s wrath.”

G-d: “I’d like to have a word with you.”

😳

#IStandWithIsreal #ישראל #instantkarma

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For those who are demanding a #ceasefire between #Israel and #Hamas please remind me who broke the previous #ceasefire on #October7
#IStandWithIsreal #ישראל

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This scene sure feels different now. @Harvard #HarvardisAntisemitic #Israel #IStandWithIsreal (School Ties - great movie if you haven’t seen it)

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@Harvard #ClaudineGay called her testimony an “extended, combative exchange” and that she “failed to convey my truth.” I’ve found that most times, when people get defensive, their real “truth” comes out. The lies come from the apology afterward. #Antisemetism @Harvard

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The world is watching @UN @UNRWA @Harvard @Penn and @MIT and the anti-semitism is blatantly apparent. That colleges and international orgs are so unafraid to show their anti-Jewish bias is scary. It makes you wonder what they do when nobody is looking #Israelunderattack

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@LDelsoll @IDF @netanyahu 80% of Gaza Strip is below poverty level, yet Hamas leadership are billionaires (far more wealth than Netanyahu). https://t.co/1YxWoZwO0v

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@Harvard Why is this now the second University President who has put out this statement but was unable to say the same under oath? Damage control! It’s. Too. Late. It’s time for new leadership. #Istandwithisreal

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@redsteeze It’s. Too. Late!
She had her opportunity to take a stance against anti-semitism, and she failed to do so. When it blew up in her face, she went into damage control. It’s time for a leadership change at PENN and many other universities. #Istandwithisreal

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