Stanson Felth

Retired. Lake/beer lover. Tar Heels. 11u Sting Rays co-ed baseball daddy. Happy to be here. 2 boys. 1 girl. Wife is ex marine.

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@Haywood54034414 @terrymcginnis23 @ThirdLegLegette @GreatDayTarHeel Guy sounds gay honestly

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@RobertR4431 @pearlythingz Fuckin pussy

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@RobertR4431 @pearlythingz Classic Trump supporter. You might as well bc your wife is 100% getting fucked while you are tugging it to Pete Hegseth

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@bryce1pack @CoachWadeNCSU Bro gonna suck the skin off it

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@msulionsfan @Lions Why are yall so fucking bad? Holy shit

[justin @justinontwt]

Im behind Jalen till the wheels fall off fuck all of you lol

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

gonna put on the monsters inc broadcast and do some black tar heroin.

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Yeah no bring your golf clubs to Top Golf. I’m starting to tweet again btw

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@A_Baitt @Ezsilk32 @A_Baitt I really gotta know what you’re talking about, man

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@A_Baitt @Ezsilk32 He won the god damn Super Bowl. What the fuck are you talking about? His issue? Issue with what? Not winning the Super Bowl more?

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@spiderman1289 @OwnedByButters She’s not gonna let you hit bro

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You hide being gay now

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

This is me as a liberal in 2020.

This is me as a conservative in 2025.

What do you notice?

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@Haywood54034414 Kay!

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Stan here- yeah so if I send your bullshit company a “STOP” message to end your chain of bullshit texts, do NOT fucking follow that up with ANOTHER text that tells me I said to stop. I KNOW, I did it!!🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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@GravyTrainCombo @highassroommate Add me to listserv. I might reply with violence some days, but he seems emotionally mature enough to handle and re-craft the message

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@Haywood54034414 @KingHolden420 @HarveyJizzler @tpinsonn Haywood- I think that is the correct answer

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@SSN_UNC @CrownedPrinceHC Who cares man

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@ItsAverageJo3 @joeroganhq Watch the god damn clip, fat ass. They literally both acknowledge it

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You’re so close to getting it

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@rowdytellezbian @SudsBurgh Coach keeps saying that they remind her of K. Pickens. Keep in mind, this is an overhand throw. The other week, wife (ex marine) and I were experimenting. We fed her 32oz of pure Red40 (Amazon sells it). She threw 92.4mph. But I don’t count that bc she can’t replicate w/o Red40…