Star Autos

Function of man is to live, not exist.

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Payday without a girlfriend.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Cause another nigga will... Not

[Twiri🎀👅 @_gatwiriiii]

Mbogi yote drip clean, tumepiga luku fisa na madini kaa bila finyo tukiadisia mambling, na minoko zote ni mangoto ka sita, big black mister, bling back mister ,big poll Insta, bad like Batista, fresh boys inadi yard ka rada tukipita, tushapiga luku kuja tukule mapicha. Wanjapi!🕺

[Деннис Мунгаи @Brainiarc7]

And talking of dangerous driving: Fatigue is the final boss. Man, if you're tired or ill, keep off the road. Fatigue will kill you faster than drunk driving.

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Day drinking will always be an amazing experience

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

Walking with my 6"0 gf and these kids shouted bwana mfupi bibi mrefu

[Moh (25/26🏆) @_Mohkay]

Unatulia hivi unaskia asubuhi unaskia
"Kaa"
Mayai ya Kwanza
Kaa
Ya pili
Kaa
Ya tatu
Kaa ya nne and continuing

Surely waithera did you come to see me or my eggs?

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

started smoking while drunk again, and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around my lungs. a lot of people don’t know this

[ape @qpe]

This is wild to look at

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[Mirza @em_er_zet]

Everywhere is a great place to visit, but not to live in. Because living in general is not a great experience.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Your babe fit dey crush on Timini openly

But the moment you talk sey Tems nyash no bad oo, una don quarrel

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

"You know me. I don't really go for looks. I focus on personality" 😭

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Suicidal thoughts na unakula hadi lunch

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

Imagine the billing wey make am tweet this thing 😭😭😭

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The person who controls distribution often earns more than the person who creates the product.

[N8 🇵🇹🇨🇮 @Vararse_]

I’m crying this is like starlight before joining The Seven

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Same principle for baddies btw

[𝓰𝓪𝓫𝓫𝔂🇬🇭🇪🇸🇦🇷💎✨ @9champagne_papi]

Any year, any day, any hour, any minute, any second, any month I see this video, I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[Grand Regent bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

There’s a name for that but I can’t quite remember