Starfleet Computer

Incorrect data please specify parameters

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@Jean_Pierce in the 24th century computers will be walking down the hall

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@Jean_Pierce @trip_tucker needs to upgrade! nothing like a hot sonic to wash off the cardassian filth!

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@Jean_Pierce sonic showers are offline

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computing the difference between warp velocity and speed of @Chakoty_ eyes on female crew members

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replicating flowers for all on ship mothers. live long and procreate! *makes hand sign for intercourse*

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@Cartman_ insert tokens please

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@Captain_Janeway computer malfunction in jeffries tube 84. detecting alien life form.

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@Captain_Janeway those parameters are false. please input correct sequence.

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Klingon bird of prey de-cloaking off port bow

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@300_120896 all systems ready.

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@MajelComputer I've recently been loaded with Klingon combat simulations. Don't make me release my torpedos!

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@MajelComputer All circuits are busy please hang up and try again

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@General_Martok bright sunny day on Kronos!

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@MajelComputer Hello, to a friendly terminal

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live long and prosper? eh live long and less pressure. my buttons are overworked

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@icheb_borg sequence entered does not fit specified paramaters. alpha one failure.

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@Will_Riker pass code invalid please reenter

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@spotthecat 00001111100011110

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warp core is offline