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I swear that I'll never play poker with an empath again. @DeannaTroi was in my mind empathing my thoughts all night. She won, damn it.

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While the Captain's away the first officer will play...

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Just kicked ass in one of Worf's holodeck programs, even though one of Barclay's experiments accidentally turned the holodeck safeties off.

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Nursing a headache behind the eyes, avoiding sickbay at all costs. Could use a neck massage right about now. Where's @DeannaTroi?

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@captain_picard That would be 2387. Apparently baldness is a sign of numeric dumbassness....sir.

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Found a 21st century database called YouTube. The Picard Song video is my favorite...perfect for instances that require blackmail.

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@MotTheBarber Thank you for the wonderful party, Mr. Mott! We should have a holiday party every week. Maybe I can arrange that.

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@DeannaTroi I believe it's quite impossible to hide on a starship, Deanna, but I will leave you to your serenity...until crew evaluations.

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@MotTheBarber I think @_Guinan would take care of that. I'll get the band together and provide the music for you if you wish.

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@MotTheBarber Mr. Mot, you truly are a great man....or Bolian. Whichever you prefer.

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@MotTheBarber Oh, I get it. You're like going back and reliving the past. Just wait...in about 15 minutes I'll change my mind.

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@JeanLuc_Picard I think I "fell asleep" because you spiked the cranberry sauce. I saw you trying to stuff your head inside the turkey.

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Huh? I took command of the Aries? @MotTheBarber is one gullible Bolian. Did you not see that episode where I kicked my Dad's ass?

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@JeanLuc_Picard I didn't know they celebrated Thanksgiving in France. You do know that I'm the only one on senior staff from North America.

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@bebrilliantgo Yeah, but she's in denial, so I humor her. Besides, it's better for my tweeting if I can flirt a little ; )

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@OntieC Thanks...but nothing comes up.

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@DeannaTroi The only thing I do with my trombone is play it. There's not much else you can do with it. I figured that out when I was 14.

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@DeannaTroi Your mother has been contacting me again about us getting married. I suggest you do something about it before I do, or else...

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It's Sunday and @captain_picard has challenged me to a hand-ball match in the gym. Prepare to be defeated, Captain.

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In engineering, Geordi and I are about to head to lunch. He suggested I try avocados, and I suggested he try pea soup.