Chris

[Chris @Starfox224]

@LostInSunnySide That's watto's sibling's name.

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

imagine ripping a cigarette in johto’s national park

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Before the fireworks start tonight, here’s a friendly reminder: if you aren’t in one of the original 13 colonies, this 250th birthday party isn’t technically yours. You’re just attending as a plus-one.

This one belongs to the stripes, not the stars, baby. 🇺🇸

[Chris @Starfox224]

@xolmaospazz Update: it wasn't us anymore.

[Chris @Starfox224]

@LostInSunnySide Brother there was nothing secret about it.

[Chris @Starfox224]

Shut up you fucking nerds.

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Your bagels are Jewish
And they are delicious
But don't forget about hummus by the seaside
Israel in five

[Chris @Starfox224]

@paladinofsteel Someone doesn't know the lore!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

[Chris @Starfox224]

@paladinofsteel No. I refuse to give my tax dollars to the governments running the south.

[Bobson Dugnutt @exemplaragnitor]

@thechosenberg The European mind cannot comprehend slamming this bad boy down to arctic goblin mode and getting the best hotel sleep of the entire fiscal quarter.

[Chris @Starfox224]

@paladinofsteel Black people don't play hockey? That assumption sounds racist as fuck.

[Chris @Starfox224]

@paladinofsteel Literally Apple's fault on this one.

[Chris @Starfox224]

Great. Now Erin thinks I'm a creep.

[Chris @Starfox224]

Chris. Shut your bitch ass up. You fucking dork.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Take note of how far the Republican Party has come off the rails. They are now nominating open Nazi enthusiasts. This guy also excitedly talked on camera about a gun used by the Nazis as the “original ghetto blaster”. Disgusting.

[Chris @Starfox224]

@paladinofsteel Turkey is a NATO country wtf.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this snow storm is happening because you ate meat on friday.

the lapsed catholic I’m talking to will know I mean them.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Samus. That’s it, that’s the post.

[Chris @Starfox224]

@paladinofsteel