sᴛᴀʀᴋ.

Y'know the Iron Man tune: 'Cool exec, with a heart of steel'? Fortunately for me 'Bottomless pit of human wreckage' just didn't rhyme. 🖖🔧

616 –☆
#illiterate

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

s ᴀ ʟ s ᴜ s.
ˡᵃᵗⁱⁿ/ᵐᵃˢᶜ/ᵃᵈʲ

[ 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺 ;
𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺. ]

ˢʸⁿᵒⁿʸᵐˢ ~
ᶜʰᵃʳᵐⁱⁿᵍ, ᵃᶜᵘᵗᵉ, ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵗⁱᵒᵘˢ, ˢʰᵃʳᵖ

______________ 🧂 👅 🛠

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster @ScienceGuyBro You have reached the Holographic A.I. Construct of your most favorite human!

Please hold, normal service is due to resume after the latest update is installed.

Please hold.

Please hold.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

< ʙᴏᴏᴘ. >

( ᴏᴏᴄ 👇 )

[gayralt of trivia ⚔ wine mom era 🍷 @geraItoftrivia]

Oh, hey buds!

I'm 4 days completely off of antidepressants for the first time in ~2.5 years, and among other side effects, I'm able to cry for the first time in that long.

Rediscovering the physicality of expressing empathy is a real trip..! Pass the tissues, please. 😂😭😢😭🤧

[sam @ladybcrd]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER??? I NEED THIS???? (credit to the artist)

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster "Less" ?

Only 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 ?

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster This is some mythical-but-not-really jiggerypokery we're talking, yes?

( 𝘍.𝘙.𝘐., what kind of containment measures are we looking at mobilizing? Damage reports? Media coverage? )

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster ................

A: What?

B: Why?

C: Oh, god.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster You know it, babe.

Alright, damage control. I'm taking care of whatnow...?

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster I knew I should've burned this one.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@RegalTrickster Never do anything that you can get another to do on your behalf.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@StarkIngenuity ...........................

I mean...

I had some Jalapeno Cheetos just now, so you could say we're tallied about even on the thrill-o-meter.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

[Rolls in to the Tower, looking sunburnt and bedraggled.]

Heyyy~, team.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@StarkIngenuity Fucking sabretooth, but yeah.

How's /your/ stretch of the 'verse coming along, Me?

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

Just gonna-- I'll be up in my--

...Need to just... uh. Shower.
I'll check in with you all in a minute, alright? Alright.

F.R.I., hold my calls.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@NoPlansTomorrow @Chef4WhipHand Aw... Think of the fans, Steve—

You know what they want to see.

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@Chef4WhipHand @NoPlansTomorrow ...She's exaggerating. [She isn't.]

And that's the story of how we met! Awesome, right? [Clearly not a set of circumstances Tony's over keen to dwell upon.] We had fun though, right? Shooting the shit, bullying one another and their dumb accents. [Ah, the fondness in his eyes!]

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@vaporsofvaltorr "Stephen..."

Sounds weird. Can he take it back? 'Strange' is way more... him.

"To what do I owe the pleasure of your cape-fluttering presence this time, huh?"

[sᴛᴀʀᴋ. @StarkSalsus]

@Chef4WhipHand @NoPlansTomorrow Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo—