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@Skriptkeeper17 You can add Australians to that list as well. A large group of American's owe their animal handling roots to the Steve Irwin

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@MattCas04807118 here's his channel. Glad to see some hidden behind the scenes
https://t.co/0gCtegpOQ0

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@klara_sjo @foundring1 Andy Milonakis should have pulled out with the mother of this one

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@Mericamemed This is one of those pranks I feel is better if you choose to not let them know it's a prank. Let that man and his wife enjoy that high for as long as it lasts

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@RinoTheBouncer

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@mymixtapez That's when Ozempic does a surprise collab and offers a packaged limited time deal

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@HumanityChad Girl has got that party whistle laugh

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@HauntedAI

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@SoveyX I'm gonna be real with you, guys don't wanna be side eyeing a dude peeing off in a corner while they clean their hands.

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@StormslayerDev You can't just tease me like this and not drop an ETA

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@Notwokenow The amount of people that can't watch a single 1 minute and 22 second video before looking like an asshat in the comments is.........

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@notyournormalog @gofishh77 Real-World Example (typical $25 subtotal order)

Food subtotal: $25 (already marked up vs. restaurant)
Service fee: ≈ $3.75–$4+
Delivery fee: ≈ $3.99–$5
Small order fee: $0 (if over threshold)
Taxes: ≈ $2.50–$3
Tip: $0 (optional)

Ps. I was a doordasher. the company sucks

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@notyournormalog @gofishh77 That's called a delivery fee. Let me break it down
Food Subtotal
Delivery Fee
Service Fee
Small Order Fee
Taxes
All of these get calculated when making an order and is paid to you at the end of the week.

A tip is optional for a reason.

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@notyournormalog @gofishh77 Then get a different job. You are not entitled extra money from a customer because you chose to work for someone that that realized you're stupid enough to be working for them for pennies. In other words i'm not here to pay an imaginary tax for your stupidity

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@UbermenschMind What a backhanded remark to say about your mother by stating your father picked an inferior race of woman in your selfish ass eyes.

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@SomaKazima2 I now see why pillow pets stuck with the kawaii look rather than the realistic approach

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@CrazyBonBo52826 I approve

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@ElonJoin839 @jayroo69 Meow-za! I don't paw-lieve it, you're abso-fur-lutely and paws-itively right, my furriend! Fur real, no kitten around – that's litter-ally the cat's meow, claw-some beyond a whisker of a doubt, you've got me feline all tail-y awesome and purring with purr-fect a-gree-meow-nt!

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