Today I’ve written to every major UK retailer asking them to temporarily suspend the sale of disposable BBQs online and in stores while the risk of wildfires remains exceptionally high.
There's lots of dumb people. So let me explain.
Forest fires start all the time.
But Climate Change has made the weather hotter and drier so the fires spread faster and are much harder to put out.
So ends today's lesson on the obvious.
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface#VoteyMcVoteface#YesWeTinCan
🚨HOLY SHIT.
They actually mention that Covid infection can make you vulnerable to Shingles.
In passing.
In tiny writing.
And they blame other stuff first and pretend it's a mystery.
But they still mention the actual cause for the increase:
COVID INFECTIONS
A 94 year old man from Clacton has called Farage Nigel Mirage “because he’s never here” 😂 Brilliant! Let’s get it trending, wind him up even more. #NigelMirage