Sir Bateman

Anonymous account of 25 year old UK businessman.

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@vampyveyda @namelessfacess @irldogbf how bad puppies get treated

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@PISSMEAT My head read this as my BF’s dad 😂 I think I’m broken

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@xjettventy That’s when you know it’s fat 🥵🥵

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@HannibalDamage Literally need to eat that

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@irldogbf Oh fuuuuuck 🥵🥵

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@PISSMEAT Your body looks like it was built for pleasure! Every part of you is pleasing!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@rawrzbf Born to breed!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@irldogbf I’m literally 6ft 3 😂

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@Georgiewearefan Happy Birthday gorgeous!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

If I don’t breed soon I think I will die.

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@irldogbf That body is dangerous 🥵

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@irldogbf

[Georgie Weare 🍑 @Georgiewearefan]

Morning ☀️ say it back now 😜

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@irldogbf 🥵🥵

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@alexander_2042 Literally picture perfect!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@MeetVivianGrace I fly on Sunday for a weeks skiing, and then I’m going again in March. Best part of winter!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@Georgiewearefan @LoganScottUK Edible 😏

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@rawrzbf Breeding is the ultimate kink!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@rawrzbf Bury me there!

[Sir Bateman @StarlightOF_]

@PISSMEAT Don’t DM again. It’s not an L if you leave it now. Wait and see what they do next.