Starlink Trooper

Linkpilled. Starlinked. Conspiracy Theorist.

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@ryantristanb @Devon_Eriksen_ Actually, the original poll, which @Devon_Eriksen_ helpfully provided, inserted small children into it by stating "Everyone in the world".

Doubling down on an incorrect answer after failing to properly read and comprehend a question is not a marker of high IQ.

Cool GIF tho

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@CovfefeAnon "Everyone in the world has to take a private vote" is the question revealing itself.

Your small children pressed the blue button because they know not to touch red things. Red things could be hot.

Still pressing red?

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@joeybeastmarket Read the question again. "Everyone in the world", and "private vote" means your three small children, who you didn't get to coach, all picked blue cause it's the same colour as the sky and the ocean. They like the sky and the ocean.

What now?

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@waitbutwhy 2) Who would want to live in that world?

If you've fully understood the question and picked red, I'd be thrilled to never meet you.

If you haven't fully understood the question and its ramifications, well, confidently calling people dumb for picking blue is... embarrassing.

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@waitbutwhy 1) "Everyone in the world" and "private vote" clearly implies that young children and infants are included, without the opportunity to be coached (to the extent possible).

So if red wins, statistically speaking, half of all innocent children would die.

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@elonmusk There's no Tesla sales or service on Madeira Island, which means purchase and service/repairs require cargo ship transport to mainland Portugal. Somewhat prohibitive.

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@BillboardChris @X Godspeed mate.

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@JuliaHB1 What an utterly daft take.

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@ChainLinkGod How does Chainlink fix this?

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@bob4punk I'm confused. Your wife gets a say?