Dronk

F2P content acquirer in #BrawlStars back to punish bad randoms and take everything Supercell has for free!

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@spaceghost @spaceghostkari She looks like a movie star. Ugh! The A24 vibe plus here's a song that suits her:

🎼"Everybody Here Wants You"
🎙️ Jeff Buckley, May 11, 1998

https://t.co/RpJW0C8mzu

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

forbidden snacks: black beans

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf that's quite a compliment to his cybersex abilities

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf @BlueBloodsBlue a pink and tender bean
that rests upon a stick
so furry and pristine
I love her like I'm John Wick
greet me with a lifted paw
while flattened on the dirt
I'll special order just for you
a cool hyena shirt

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf I do this repeatedly at American commercials, tellin' me to "meet our inanimate product" except you're politer (!—that's a word). I tell the ad to shut up and don't tell me what to do.

In 🗾 Japan there are laws for ads that actually protect consumers, aside from the culture!

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

me pampering my gf

[たん@フェレット🦦🌸とラット🐭💮 @fetorigurashi]

ああ〜もう世界一幸せな時間

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf scrambled tofu with facon, black olives, green onion, put it on toast maybe some thick sourdough pan fried in some ferret and every animal friendly butter, mmmmmm and what about making your own orange juice?

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf "anything goes" 🎵

thinking of when I went from "reach level 99 just by making potions" Oblivion to Fallout 3 and it was way more enjoyable for me. That real song predicting the outcome of Fallout's post-apocalyptic world.

Anyway, what's for breakfast? I 💘 banana pancakes

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

GM, just got four legendary starr dronks (drops) from the free code from @brawlstars on Instagram:

https://t.co/9qnKzwCA4A

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

Many things have changed about @BrawlStars and even pros will agree that things got worse, but DynaMike is still a measure of skill, and also one of the best ways to humiliate opponents and make your teammates hate you until you prove them wrong. #brawlstars #replay

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

Jimmy crack corn and got it poppin' 🌽🍿and I don't care because the reason was never given, Pop Secret™️ is how we're livin', I go nuts for doughnuts and show sluts how I spread my legs like I'm waiting for Max, grape frosted pastry straight facts ✨🍇

[I’m Dmadkyd @BiggestBoujee69]

Forget Cracking, I’m trying to be the reason you smile everyday. We still gon’ crack tho 😉

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

Well @how_do_i_pdf will probably be arrested for cornbread possession from winning so many vampire baseball games and also illegally carrying a shockingly cute patoot.

[𝑹𝒊𝒐 ᯓᡣ𐭩 @rioserenity_]

What crime are you most likely to be arrested for?

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

It was always a futile "don't take her for granted" or an implied "wow, if *I* had a girlfriend I would cook breakfast for her and leave love notes under her pillow" like what are you guys doing arguing about chores and bills?

[桜 ♡ @Spamfromk]

Do boys ever give their friends advice like “bro she’s a good girl, you better keep her” 🤔? Just wondering

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf Mostly seagulls and cats

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf Have you Roomba'd? Maybe. Have you Zumba'd? Bet your bottom dollar. Have you wrastled? Without a doubt. Have you hula hooped? You were our last hope. Have you zoinked about? Does a moose have a snout? Have you zoomied? So fast you had to say, "So sue me."

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf I learned from the best

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf @Bullwong I remember the rules were spoken but the speech came from the wrong end

🐃💨

just kidding they came from your butt... end of your cigarette the rules are noir only

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf ...had vampire bats as their restaurant patrons surprisingly because bats are better at hearing than smelling so the garlic didn't effect them, but they loved the dining music like

when your mouth hits some nuts
and you bite them, da fuq?!
that's amore!

and that's how it start

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf extrapolate on the fundamental historic value and ancient origin of vampire baseball. when the stinky italians brought garlic to Pennsylvania it made all the reply guys that were like "I'm dead 💀" return to life but they were thirsty for marinara sauce. Italian immigrants...

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf of how much I love you?
nah that shit was easy