KrystalsABitch3000

Homoie™

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

That’s clownery luv 😳

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

Me when one of my girls is wearing a skirt. I’m just tryna get a lil preview 💅🏻

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me off 5 shots n 2 buzzballs tryna act normal

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

@earth222cam But you’re so tiny bby

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@Pluto1YEET Dont gotta be a woman to let him rail you 🤺

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

Poopin with 40 minutes left on the clock 😳

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

@TommyWiseau I love you more tommy.

[phil @warmfourloko]

Olympic athletes representing Italy entering a training facility in Tokyo, Japan (2021)

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

@melyzabeth_ Got my toes crossed for you

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

@spaghetticowboi 😳 as we should, it’s what the cats deserve

[king @teIfarbags]

the one thing men will ALWAYS have

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @earth2camm]

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[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

@strwbrrylocket Skye Krystal and I stole one like 2-3 weeks ago, it was sitting in the middle of Krystal’s neighborhood so we said fuck it n did a drive by

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

Name five songs from the band if you’re a REAL fan.

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

I got the job.., anyways child

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

I stuttered during a fucking phone interview. LITERALLY NEVER WANTED TO SEWERSLIDE MORE ):

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

@chhrxs @earth222cam Sexy?

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

I stuttered during a fucking phone interview. LITERALLY NEVER WANTED TO SEWERSLIDE MORE ):

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

Krystal: what hits harder, the pen or my pits ?
Skye: my dad.

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

Moms being admitted into the hospital overnight? Womp womp

[KrystalsABitch3000 @Starr_StJohn]

I scared my cat on purpose and then started laughing at her and now she won’t sit with me.

[KRYSTALCALLEDMEFAT99 @mcfagaroni]

Trap cat till the day he dies. Aka to fucking day.