Charlotte Woodel

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

I'm home earlier tonight as a patron than I've been home as a bartender in a long time. That's weird.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

There's a lot of pee in the dating pool.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

Madonna postponed her tour. I am heartbroken 💔 This is the biggest concert let down I've ever had.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

That moment that you realize Ariana wrote "Thank you next" just for you. This is my life story. Lyrics describe me to a T.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

My name is Charlotte and I'm scared of my 10 lb cat.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

That moment Jimmy Walker says he wants to punch your ex in the face. Same friend, same.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

I'm still very irritated by the fact I saw a classmate tonight and he was rude as fuck to me. Me: "I'm Charlotte, I graduated with you." Him: "I know." And he walks away. Ok, well how about I won trivia and you lost. Dick.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

"Did you just say a fat girl killed Coolio?" No. I said fentnyl.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

@lydearll22 @amedanielle I've got the biggest balls of them all #itsasong

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

Fuck your mom. #triviacheaters

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

No, that wasn't a dream. Yes, we're going to the Super Bowl

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

Just got an email from my mom's ex boyfriend from Colorado. That just made my whole damn day. Pretty sure he thought of me because the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl (my mom's team) How cute is that?

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

Today was crazy busy. Like insane. Over capacity for at least 4 hours. R.I.P. Noah, lots of people loved you.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

@ewings151 I should

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

Here's an idea. If you are gonna get pissy because it's loud in a bar, maybe don't come out in public if you don't want to deal with people. Not rocket science.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

I need car tweezers. I can see my eyebrows so much better in here.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

"Do you know Method Man?" Jeff Roach "the Muffin man?" Heather - "your hungry ass would say the Muffin man"

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

I miss my @lydearll22 friend.

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

Oh how I missed the Smitty laugh

[Charlotte Woodel @Starrlit112579]

#weshouldtweetagain @lydearll22