Starr's war

Always falling for the biggest dick around. Take that however you want.

[inappropriate mom @nicfit75]

The funniest part of it all? You're STILL subtweeting me.

You fucking idiot.

[Bella @Hello___Bella]

Oh, you like me? I give it a week.

[thedayofthedot @thedayofthedot]

whatever you love you might as well kill.

[Shameless Earnie @EarnieMacIntire]

I put the filling in Cadbury cream eggs.

[The Weed Tao @weedtao]

I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change....

[timbo slice @mugkip]

i love u, google.

[Scarlett Fever @WittyClitty]

I don't have wood or bacon... maybe pancakes slathered in pure maple are the next best thing.

Oooh... or cream puffs and boobs.

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

Saw a wrangler a with license plate: JOHNS JP.
Me: aww,John's jeep.
Then I saw the huge fairy sticker.
Me: aww, John likes it up the ass.

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

I think I might be too aggressive sometimes.
Would you star this shit already, fucking ass.

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

Awesome! Everyone is me.

[Puddin Cuddle-Thug @PuddingBoobs]

Its ok if you have a small dick, someone will still love you anyway. Not me, but someone will.

[K8y @katy_baybay]

Who sees a dead jellyfish, and doesn't impulsively fling it at someone. So fucking sensitive.....

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

I can’t wait until being a decent fucking human being actually means something to people again.

[@kingamir @kingamir]

Instead of tattoo removal, how about you just kill yourself.

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

If I could feel as good with this gun barrel up my cunt as I do with it against my temple, I'd fuck it all day long.

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

So basically if I was skinny and a slut, I could get away with anything.

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

@MyLoveGoesDown Hello sweets! xoxo

[Starr's war @StarrsWar]

@thespacewad Hahaha! Well I'm wearing black, soooo.