Startler and Waldorf

“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.”
― Heraclitus

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

Obama's superiority, as a president and a person, hurts Trump especially badly because he's a huge racist and Obama is black.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I used Google to translate Zlatan’s Swedish here and this is what it came up with…

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I never thought porn addiction was real but putting in 13 hour shifts at the cranking it factory probably qualifies

[☆tellmydaditsme¡ @whoisogutu]

If I post about my heartbreak and there’s a MF in the comments saying “tulia ipenye” I would actually go crazy 😭😭😭

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

This is so bent. Democrats fought for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, labor laws, anti-pollution laws, voting rights, food-safety standards, equal pay—all to make this a better country and all over GOP opposition. Show some frickin' gratitude for that.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

If you look like that at 19 you earned a little terrorism

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

I wonder if we laid eggs like chicken and had to sit on them for 21 days to hatch if capitalism would give us 21 days +90days maternity leave or they would tell us to carry our eggs to work

[christan (no i), ß @ChristanWNBA]

Olivia Miles got to the W and turned into a DT-level shit talker as a rookie. This is what legends are made of

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Russia is seriously going on expeditions into the wilds of Siberia to find new undiscovered ethnicities so they can send them to get obliterated by drones from amazon

[Dodger McDuff (she/her) 🐉 ☕️ @MDMcDuff]

RIP Pizza Hut. Your personal pan pizzas help stave off the literacy crisis for an entire generation 🫡

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It’s very funny that Hegseth spends 100 percent of his time talking about how masculine and traditional and warrior are ethos he made the military, then his band of Real Men just speed ran a nearly unprecedented military failure

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

This is because of GLP drugs.

Has nothing to do with any public policy. We knew this was coming a couple years ago, before Trump took office.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Kinda surprised those cops didn't plant a gun on that dog.

[Kamba boy🇰🇪 @maundu001]

Poverty is disgusting unaweza pata ata ukona talent ya ice skating lakini ju ya umaskini hujui😭

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

I have tried reseaching for any Airports built by the firm of Sir Wicknell Chivayo and I couldn't find any. That guy seem to be a dangerous fraud than even Adani

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

She skinned Mystique??

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

I wonder if the world is ever going to get back to a state where people are just…mostly normal again

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Impressed because our foreign service has been reserved for wives and children of politicans while other countires have proper diplomats doing what foreign service professionals should do - this is diplomatic etiquette

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

They’re actually going to do it. They’re actually gonna invent a new category to segregate off any minority who wins something lol