Jesus H. Christ

I'm Jesus H. Christ, the son of God. I'm running a startup company in San Francisco that's going to change the world.

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The next fucker that Slacks me "Hey, can I ask a question?" is getting this fucking postcard in the mail: "Hey, can I send you a postcard?"

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@PlatinumKey13 The Pittsburgh broadcasts are top notch. The kind of quality I would expect from only large markets like LA or NYC.

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@SpearDee @realDonaldTrump Your daughter must be part of the swamp. Just chill out.

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The final straw for this voter was… a ban on paper straws.

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Never mind the U.S. owning Gaza, eliminating the Department of Education, or Tariffs against Canada. Trump finally pushed the envelope too far…

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@SpearDee @realDonaldTrump You need to chill out and enjoy the ride.

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@InternetH0F Somebody needs to put MAGA hats on these birdies.

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@SethAbramson Kamala going on the Joe Rogan show to say all illegals should be deported would be appeasement. Kamala going on the Joe Rogan to explain her policies and values to a new audience would not have been appeasement.

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I guess this means women will have to take out their tampons to pee now.

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@TaraBull808 @gamesblazer06 As of 9:17pm they have not. Don’t spread lies.

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@LorenDempster lol. No. This is great.

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@jfeldman_epi @alyssakeiko Can you please elaborate with a primer please?

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@AdamParkhomenko She’s crying because now she has to vote for Trump to cancel out her husband’s vote.

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@naval Naval, you are so less intelligence than I realized. Such a disappointment.

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@kwharrison13 The colors are too different for the joke to work. I was just barely able to tell them apart.

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@rNPVJeff @WRAL Getty Images has this photo dated Jan. 6th. How do you know him? https://t.co/C1QjUdTh3s

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@TPC4USA @KCOnTheRadio Sorry bud. He’s a hardcore republican. https://t.co/7tslC80rqO

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@WRAL His name is Michael Draper. He’s a registered republican who was at The Capitol on Jan 6th.

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@zackdfilms1 He just had to fart it out: https://t.co/YfjjQdVJqn

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@athein1 By definition the people that already voted were higher intensity than the people that say they will on Election Day. Maybe only 90% of people that say they’ll vote on Election Day will. Run the numbers again with a drop off like this in mind.

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@NoContextHumans This is nice. But I see it happen at many airports in the U.S. too. Why are people saying this would never happen in the U.S.?