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phd in foul merchandising

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The left wing position on abortion will never have exceptions or caveats no matter how much you twist yourself up trying to make it so. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@Captainknots91 @Max11089 @DefiantLs You don’t want to share a planet with someone you don’t know because they say online that they use Kratom?

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

I think KAT or Brunson should be canadian

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if jalen brunson pulls this off it’s gonna be like a dirk nowitzki level championship where the one championship is actually worth like three championships

[🌟Ø₮₳₭Ʉ₲ØĐ🌟 @OtakuGod_]

When did gaming niggas become so soft man yall be bitching about having female lead characters 😭 grow up

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@HarperToWemby @BIackJohn @ThisAintJosiah It is, but I’m not sure it’s possible without MJ OR Wilt.

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@_Zeets @BlackBurai Oh my god, it’s even worse than that: he is seemingly an adult?!

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

Can’t wait for Space Jam 3 starring Victor Wembanyama and directed by Claire Denis.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

What if, call me crazy, we introduced a wealth tax instead

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@AranKnowles @tinycrocs @charlotter_yder If you need to have "basic adulthood lessons" applicable to people of any gender disguised as "positive masculinity" for you to internalize them, it means that you aren’t learning it from all adults but only the specific set of adults you consider worthy of learning from.

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@RealWerbs @Eim14953606 @ditz_carlton "5 minutes outside walking could literally be a death sentence"

The American suburban mind is fascinating.

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@AranKnowles @tinycrocs @charlotter_yder You are misreading this post. It has more to do with how a significant portion of men are more receptive to basic adulthood lessons if it’s packaged as "positive masculinity". This suggests that men refuses to learn from women bc they don’t consider them adults in the same way.

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

"The REAL reason why…" is always capitalism

[Stat Paddington 🧸 @StatPaddington]

@farazamiruddin I mean you can also just get a shopping cart and go once a week but sure.

[Jesus Murphy @malazanmarxist]

how much did the police and military lose?

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

I disagree with the NFL all the time but I can follow their logic generally

The NBA is run like a traveling circus. It’s all a reaction to public opinion. It’s insanity.

[will @will_nba_hater]

Elon broke NBA twitter discourse because in the ragebait era everyone’s algorithm just feeds them slop to get them angry

So every fanbase genuinely believes their star player has “the worst PR of all time” and it’s not even really the fan’s fault.

[Michael Redd @MichaelRedd_]

We talked about this!

Why does Underdog, which is trying to get you to bet on the NBA, decide the best marketing strategy is to step on players? Why does ESPN/Disney, which invests multiple Bs a year into NBA rights, then allow media personalities to degrade the players?

I guess, I'm asking: Why does SGA have to deal with this himself? Where is NBA legal and/or NBPA legal?

And, yes, hoopers are making great money, but they still deserve some basic protections from the league, their teams, and, maybe especially, their union.