Stat X-Rays

When x-ray gets called, you bet it's probably not stat #statnotstat

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Imaging technologists never forget the first time they go to the OR for a GSW... or the morgue for forensic x-rays #trauma #ThisIsOurLane #ThisisMyLane

[EroHeart @Eromization]

Have you ever felt how eerily cold a dead body is @NRA? Have you ever watched blood pour out of a bullet hole like someone left an open 2L bottle of coke on its side? I have. #ThisISMyLane #StayInMyLane #StayInYourLane

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HAPPY MRT WEEK EVERYONE #xray #statnotstat #medicalimaging #MRTWeek2018 #MRT

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For all the first responders👮👩‍🚒: Thank you for all you do. You did amazing and we'll take it from here.
Love, #hospitalworkers 🏥😷
#xray #FirstResponders #911Anniversary

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When you get to work and realize your favourite coworker is on the same shift
#statnotstat #xray #shiftwork

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Ba dum tss!

[ARRS @ARRS_Radiology]

DOCTOR: "Do you have insurance to cover this?"

DUCK: "JUST PUT IT ON MY BILL!"

https://t.co/PNnM8DnJ98

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#xray #statnotstat #xrayproblems
Seeing something on your images but playing your poker face to your patient like:

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You want to know what's going on but refuse your xrays? Okay. #statnotstat

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Rule out cancer STAT #statnotstat #xray

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The ER is the WORST #accurate #statnotstat #xray #CT #MRI #radiology https://t.co/sMocskdNbq

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Okay, we're finished your #xrays! Have a good day... or night... or whatever it is now I don't even know... #nightshift #whattimeisit #shiftworkproblems #statnotstat

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Shoulder xrays..... patient comes fully dressed in football gear. ##statnotstat #xray #ComeOnEmergReally

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Called for stat. Patient sleeping, room dark, no one to be found. #statnotstat #xray

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Patient history: "felt a little off"
#statnotstat #xray

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Need a Stat CT. Yes the IV is in!
The IV isn't in. Patient left alone
#worstnurseever #statnotstat #xray #CTproblems

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Why are you taking so long #xray ?
Because all the patients are doing this:

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Shift change doesn't mean stat. What part of that is so hard to understand?
#xray #statnotstat #shiftwork

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Patient on room air, no issues with communication, ordered stat. It's not stat.
#xray #statnotstat #idonotthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans

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Dear #residents,
You can see the elbow on the forearm order. You don't always have to order both. Just sayin'
Love,
#xray
#statnotstat

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"Okay! You're all done! Have a great night! Or day. Sorry, have a great day! Wait what?" #shiftworkproblems #xray #statnotstat

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Order: Left hip
History: Left hip
#thanksforallthatinfo #statnotstat #xray