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When you get to work and realize your favourite coworker is on the same shift
#statnotstat #xray #shiftwork
#xray #statnotstat #xrayproblems
Seeing something on your images but playing your poker face to your patient like:
You want to know what's going on but refuse your xrays? Okay. #statnotstat
Okay, we're finished your #xrays! Have a good day... or night... or whatever it is now I don't even know... #nightshift #whattimeisit #shiftworkproblems #statnotstat
Shoulder xrays..... patient comes fully dressed in football gear. ##statnotstat #xray #ComeOnEmergReally
Shift change doesn't mean stat. What part of that is so hard to understand?
#xray #statnotstat #shiftwork
Patient on room air, no issues with communication, ordered stat. It's not stat.
#xray #statnotstat #idonotthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Dear #residents,
You can see the elbow on the forearm order. You don't always have to order both. Just sayin'
Love,
#xray
#statnotstat
#whatdidIevendotoyou #xray #statnotstat #nursesbelike #glare #helloitsme
"Hi, I'm here to do the xray you ordered"
Every Nurse Ever:
Ortho only orders one foot.
Gets mad when you don't do both. #xrayproblems #statnotstat #xray #orthoclinic #techfaceswhen
Happy National Doctors day. May they eventually figure out what Stat means. #statnotstat #xray #NationalDoctorsDay
When you're about to bring the patient into your xray room and they have to go to the bathroom NOW
#xray #statnotstat #bathroombreak #fine
"No, you have to xray the other side because that's the side that hurts"
#tellmemore #statnotstat #youretheexpert #xray #doesntworkthatway
Non-verbal, elderly, with multiple orders, AND combative?
#ThatsOkIDontNeedANurse #xray #statnotstat #DontWorryImUsedToIt #NoProblem
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